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I’m two paragraphs in and I can tell that me and miss girl r the same person

There is something seriously wrong with Elle Kennedy

She’s kind of an annoying writer

GOD HOW MANY BOOKS R THERE

Given my current situation, I’m a masochist for still reading this

Wait this is like a lot

Nostalgic for the “college experience” then remembered I DID go to college and this was NOT my experience

I’m bored

emrata is famous because of blurred lines???

Don’t think I can bear to read the second half of this

Like I feel sick

Bruh. I was right.

Im so so anxious

Kinda confused so far

Wait both of them r weird as fuck and I HATEEEE a miscommunication trope

Wait both of them r weird as fuck

Hate it when I don’t like the fmc

FUCK I can’t believe they actually made me feel BAD for him???

My face is wet and I didn’t even realise

I’m going to be fucking sick.

I LIED AND I SHOULDVE LISTENED TO MYSELF WTF

Idk why at this point in the book (prob bc it’s 4am) but my brain just now did a really cute, fun thing where all of a sudden I visualised sam (one of the main characters) as the worst possible person I could’ve so I think this is a great time to put this down

Fuq I didn’t expect to love this book sm that now I won’t be able to go to bed

I was being censored but now I’m free again!!

Why did it take me so long to get to this

“I don’t know how to do anything and I don’t know how I got here. I suppose it was by perfecting the office game until everybody believed I was a great professional.” - me at work every day

everyone wants to be elena ferrante these days

I hate it. I hate it I hate it I hate it

WE R SO BACK

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