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my beautiful wife abbacchio showed up god bless (ignore him being a freak)

CAN BRUNO LICK ME NEXT 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

AAAAAHHHHHHHH

i’m gonna snap my ipad in half

WHYYYY IS THIS THE PREMISE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP <\3

WOAH HEY!

why am i reading this man

i hate snow and i hate everyone who made thirst edits of him from tbosbas

“i don’t drink.” 3

i can’t get over the fact that haymitch had such a good life before all of this it actually kills me

this is killing me

REAPER MENTIONED 😁😁😁

the drama in this is so ridiculous i can’t 😭

i’m not like a big poetry guy or anything but like these are just sentences broken up by hitting enter 😭😭

being a freak ass helicopter friend or partner or whatever isn’t cute. why is it being romanticized. him breaking into ally’s fucking house before even actually knowing her is fucking weird and gross and isn’t okay despite his previous trauma

sighhh i missed my man (giyu)

i forgot to joke that he said the tagline of the book and how it was pure cinema and roll credits etcétera etcétera etc etc

and just as soon as it got interesting, it just as quickly got uninteresting all over again

sighhh

this dude keeps finding new ways to give me the ick

forgot to say this but “no safe words” is cringe and lame

actually i don’t think it’s hot that he couldn’t respect her boundaries and give her the space she asked for 💀

him calling her a “thing” and using objectifying language regarding her is just so cringe and gross

listen i hate both of them but i need her to peg him so badly LMFAO

also 69% during a sex scene LMFAOOOO

damn maybe i need adam too

i really like how adam isn’t a fucking dickhead to olive. they’re both sarcastic asses to each other but it never feels one sided or malicious. i hate when male love interests are just dickheads like how about you just die 😭

i am DEVOURING this omg

this is so refreshing after listening to lights out, where both the male and female love interest suck and are annoying as Fuck