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glad to see fitz back to his regularly scheduled suffering

my fave war is actually ouyang’s internalized homophobia vs zhu’s emphatic gender expression

don't worry i remembered i am still reading this book

i can excuse a pyramid scheme but i draw the line at alternate realities

can’t decide who is more confused by current events, me or vis. happy sequel to all who celebrate

busy imagining the anti-vax sentiment there'd be if we had a draconic plague in the world today

squinting at every character trying to remember if i should know the name from priory or not

immediately giving insufferable academics à la atlas six, but with the romantic tension of ninth house darlingstern. rubbing my grubby little mitts together

this book is genuinely horrifying i would have quit my job 18 times over by now

i swear to god 95% of the problems in this book could be solved if people didnt withhold info from one another

baz and kai about to be subjected to slurs that havent been used for centuries

you know i think maybe there is too much plot happening in this book at once

reading this over a year since the first one, nodding along as though i remember all the important plot points from the previous book (im just here because i love baz)

i hope my homies would honor my wish to be locked up in a freaky stone prison should i ever go crazy

surprising no one; the annoying little twit of a man is my favorite

face half in light, half in shadow you say … haha yea i will be Very Normal about this

finally reunited with my loves, the cike

girlhood is bonding over shared hatred of the church with your new best friend in a cave hidden under a lake

no character in the history of media has ever had as much aura as empress su daji and i will DIE on that hill

what story is complete without the crazed yet profound spiritual guide character trope

boy i Sure Do love this military academy book, i sure hope Nothing Bad will happen to derail the characters studies

re-reading this series just to feel something (pain)

no bc i completely relate to a dwarvish statured man thats got a voracious appetite, loves to complain, and is always at risk of falling askeep

oh boy, i sure hope nothing bad happens to these boys heading for war in troy

sorry, no joy for women, only misogyny and enforced nationalism here folks 😔

i only care about one character perspective, and the little critter, everything else is just filler in between

god forbid women have a little fun, do a little murder !!

nothing quite like watching a 14 year old learn in real time that the government does not in fact have your best interests at heart

professor mcgonagall voice "why is it that when something bad happens it is always YOU"