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Sat outside in the cold while reading this to really immerse myself in the book’s post apocalyptic environment

Ik ur lying

I like it so far

Can we speed this up pls

Funky writing style

Ts freaky otl

Some of the weirdest prose/ writing style I’ve ever read. Like stream of consciousness type shit

Fuck

I desperately need to cut out more time to read

I don’t speak french so I really got no idea what’s going on half the time they speak and my ass is NOT putting ts in Google Translate 🥀

Let’s fucking go I finished this monster

Spending all day reading this at work

Final push! It won’t be tonight tho bc my melatonin is kicking in

Have to read this for work. It’s dense asf. Notice how it has no reviews on Goodreads yet 😍

Slowly but surely I will finish this mammoth

This book is not what I’d hoped

This book really needs to have something interesting happen. It’s to the point where the MC isn’t even needed bc all she does is talk abt her brother.

Who would’ve guessed that the popularity of Tiki Cocktails, the mystery presence of Sweet Potatoes, and the modern misconception of where Polynesian Islanders originate from can all be traced back to the single greatest dunce misinformation spreader of all time; Thor Heyerdahl.

I like it but I need some plot to pick up soon

Methinks maybe I’ll like this one?

God ts is so boring

Ts gas

Fuck this book is good. I started it because I’m once again bored of the writing in Starving Saints and then couldn’t put it downnn

Sometimes this book is just so annoying in the way it’s written. It borders between fan-fiction and a detached fantasy determined to explain why the world’s magic works