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the chapters are long and filled with unnecessary details and stories. i feel like this will be hard to get through…😪

“Roughly half of you will be dead by this time next summer.“
aw, that’s nice!

do i have like a hundred unread books on my shalves? yes. have i been thingking about this book for weeks now? also yes.

omg i hate this girl so much

fingers crossed that this month’s book club pick would be better than the last one 🤞 the first chapter is promising a fast thrilling mystery so far!

im glad i chose to listen to the audiobook!!! its so fun!!!

i sadly knew this twist because this was included in the movie trailer but i was still shocked 🫢

“I commend your body to the stars” 🥺😭

“One penis. For fifty years, Lauren.” She blinked and met my gaze. “Learn from my mistakes. Be a slut while you still can.”

the only good parts are when Aly and Josh show up or when Lauren is with her grandma…

dont worry, i got this all figured out... the karma that got to everyone who harmed or didnt help Lauren was named Nico Junior Trocci but because Laurens father threatened Junior, he couldn't tell this to her and had to ignore her, but after the 10 years of ignoring each other and some more miscommunication, they will fall in love and live out their kinky fantasies. maybe he will even save her from a stalker. the end

“Just goes to show that sometimes you don’t know people as well as you think.”

ughhh.... im actully rolling my eyes so loud right now..........

“Why don’t you bring them to Mass more and show them off? Some of us have single granddaughters.”

thats why i love these dark romcoms, for these stupid lines 🤭

"That was when they noticed that every musician on the stage was wearing mourning black."

no words! truly heartbreaking moment! 💔

dnf @ 56%

overall boring but there are some funny line.
for example:

“I been shaking two nickels together for a month, trying to get them to mate.”

“Did I hurt your head much?”
“You and every other man I ever met.”

“I’m a private dick on a case.” interesting slang from 1939

“You don’t bite the women of other males.” hihihi 🤭

im both scared and excited to get back into this series!!!