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“She’s soft, delicate, like a doll that is also fragile.”

…?

“ Realizing I lived merely five hours away shocked me. We were so close, practically neighbors and I didn’t know.”

PLEASE

Her dads so fucking annoying

Oo could probably have done with a tw there.

Stop why am I crying :(

“For the fairy tale girls
who love ballgowns and blades”

Excerpt From
The Queen's Line (Inheritance of Hunger Book 1)
Kathryn Moon
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That was the most uncomfortable game of truth or dare I’ve had the displeasure of being subjected to.

“A pussy is there to fuck, not to lead. 
I don’t disrespect women, not by a long shot. I worship them for hours with my talented tongue and big dick”

…/

“No surprises as she went on and on about shoes, and clothes and cosmetics and more plastic surgeries to the point I was bored to death. Maybe this was what girls talked about. Maybe I was the one fucked up”
Ew no idea why I’m still reading this book

‘Quivering tips’
- her nipples

Tell me how she’s not ‘too skinny’ when she was supposedly abused and starved ??

‘ the strong gender ‘
Wdym by that?

“Are you sure you don’t want a ride?”
I’d die if I got in that fucking car.
I’d probably come all over the seat when he started the fucking engine and the vibrations”
???

…incest???? CSA????? Ah yes ‘adult content’

‘She’s young enough to believe in butterflies’
????

BLUE PUBES???????‽????‽?????????????????????????????????????‽???????????????????????????

I’ll be honest do not remember other book and can’t be bother to re read it

I Hope Dirk stubs his toe frequently for the rest of his life. Not enough that it becomes numb but enough that it’s tortures him

Eh it shows how bored I am with this book that I’m updating

SHE HAS FUCKINGPOWERS WHY IS SHE NOT USING THEM
SHE OBVIOUSLY CAN SINCE SHES USINGTHE MINOR ONE BUT JUST TAKE THEM ALL OUT BECUASE APARENYLU YOU FUCKING CAN

Just hurry up I’m bored it’s not difficult just get on with it

Oh my god where is the power
She does not need to be taken if she just used her fucking powers
But no these world ending super dangerous powers can’t take down enough people to save her and sage a absolute bollocks

Oh my good just get on with it we get it she’s mysterious and powerful but where’s the power just hurry the fuck up

“lips that looked like a neatly shaved vagina”

“Perhaps someone ought to buy him a wheelbarrow for his giant cock in case he throws his back out.”

Excerpt From
10 Dates
Emily James
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NOT THE PIERCING GUN NOOO

“Who do you work for, Heather?”
“I told you!” Heather said. “Outback Steakhouse. Are you guys, like, agents from Red Lobster or something? I’ve never been part of a chain-restaurant mob hit before.”

Sometimes when authors include makeup it feels like they’re trying to prove they know stuff about it and it’s sort of just convinces me they don’t wear makeup and are overcompensating

The other book game over was too short so I’m reading this so I don’t have to face reality just yet let’s hope it’s good

Silas <3