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Oh so now Tem wants people to watch her when literally last chapter she lost her mind over that.

Also Caspen refusing to tell her anything about basilisk tradition until the last POSSIBLE SECOND is so infuriating

a …. c*m fountain ……,

maybe snake smut will break me out of this reading rut

mmmm vampires

Had to switch to Audio book bc I’m sadly so bored

OFFICALLY decided what’s wrong with talon is, among other things, he has a man bun

Literally wtf is wrong with Talon

Why would Talon “shriek” at her during a disagreement. I hate hate hate when authors don’t seem to think through how adjectives specifically when it comes to describing speech actually play out. Like do they not read these scenes over again and realize how insane they are something.

Idk guys I’m so bored.

Also why is Celeste so fricking rude?

Okay yeah so like I’m interested in the plot, but there’s just so many extra words and sentences it makes the reading SO SLOW and it’s hard for me to get through

Ok so far it’s interesting but my biggest complaint is it’s sooooo wordy.

Ok but can I pretend Ryot doesn’t have a pony tail bc the blonde hair is already enough to have to overlook

Also Rada only wanting to save the village rather than idk???? The world????? That she helped create?????

I love a slow burn but at some point it gets old when it’s the same stuff over and over and over with little plot development

“Rest with me” - this book was literally bordering KOA level emotions this was EVERYTHING

This is literally like an Empire of Storms moment 🫠😭😭😭😭🫶

The ending is so ???? Random idk

This is so millennial coded - running midlife crisis, obsession with coffee, weird references to pop culture, etc.

I really shoulda done a reread

The work from home chatter using modern “terms” (ie “lunch, nom nom nom”) is 🫠🫠🫠 way too cringy

So Serena has been crashing out this entire time because she decided to step out on her own and doesn’t think people like her ……….

Serena - mad Mackenzie didn’t share her secret persona with her
Also Serena- won’t share her secret with Mackenzie

1) whoever this rocket dude is he cannot be more than 12 (somehow he is but….) 2) Serena is the worst character in this book and I hate her and somehow Mackenzie is like ???? Not mad at her at all ????? Despite her constantly being shady.

These fools went on a day long road trip that ended with them getting caught in a rain storm and getting an air bnb and somehow they have 1) clothes 2) condoms

She has to tell him her big secret and open up to him so there’s no more lies (ya know like the secret that she’s this well known online artist) and instead she tells him she was a fan of his before she met him lmao girl what. I’m sorry this is the most childish thing I’ve ever read.