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stephenie meyer you are so strange. or at least you were so strange when you wrote this book.

why aren’t there chapters. i am slightly bothered. but i am interested in bree tanner and her short second life so far

hey guys! team jacob you guys are weird as hell! this chapter was so scary! and why is charlie siding with jacob who just assaulted his daughter! weird behavior!!!

jasper joined the confederate army… always an interesting detail to me. why make him racist stephanie? what’s up with that?

the vampire girl btw!!!! #teamedward

enter werewolves

bella! where the hell have you been loca! (bella’s depression is so relatable like yes i was just dissociating through life the last 4 months what’s next)

and so the lion fell in love with the lamb. what a stupid lamb. what a sick, masochistic lion. exactly exactlyyy

summerween reading has begun for rory. this is a terrible book. but i am soooooo depressed so it seems like the pinnacle of literature to me right now. thank you.

ok tucker is a freak. unexpected.

aw they are happy and in love. i sure hope nothing terrible happens.

garrett hates one direction. red flag. (there’s been so many red flags already the least he can do is like one direction.)

at work bro. so unprofessional.

i will finish this one day. that day is not today.

oh my darling clementine

this book is kind of bothering me sorry lily
i was falsely advertised i hope my annotations make this a fun read for you