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My coworker begged me to drop this book, but mama didn't raise no quitter.

YUCK! (she comments wearing a cotton graphic tee from Kohls and black Gildan sweatpants)

Dude, we're getting the band back together

I prefer it when my food doesn't scream, actually

Having an absolute blast in aroace land rn

Sorry girl, I really can't support kidnapping.

Javert finally unlocked the fifth stage of moral reasoning and he absolutely hates it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

End of Book Four

Starting reading this to take a break from Les Miserables, and who should appear but Victor Hugo. Escape was never an option. 😂

Gavroche: Gimme a gun
Enjolras: I'm not giving a kid a gun until all my men have one.
Gavroche: Whatever. I'll just loot your corpse when you die.
Enjolras: 😑

Gavroche the Goat

JVJ to Marius: You're not good enough for my daughter, and I don't want you around her. End of story.

I stand corrected.

Happy Women's month to my favorite abusive husband murdering lesbians.

End of Volume 3. ✌🏻

Victor Hugo letting his readers make inferences instead of bombarding them with all the direct information challenge: impossible.

"Ellie...nearly slapped Gage once for trying to touch him. This made Gage cry in a way mere parental discipline could never have done. Receiving a rebuke from Ellie was like receiving a rebuke from God" Me with my big sister for real.

And so ends Book Two.

MR. HUGO PLEASE-