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DAMN THEY SAT HIM FRONT ROW IN THE CUCK CHAIR IM CRYING HAHAGAHAAHAG

Brother got out of the cuck chair for about 2 seconds….lmaooo crazy

Her being mad at him because she thinks he’s lying while she’s actively lying to him every day is wild…..lmaooo

SHE GAVE THEM ALL VIBRATORS HAHAHAHA IM DEADDDDDD

A 5 PAGE SEX QUESTIONNAIRE LMAOOOO

Ohh miscommunication…..bitch just be honest. Why we dragging it out with this tension lol

Being annoyed at a man cuz he’s hot??? Valid🤣

First a letter to his parents and now to himself?! Bruh plz it’s 9am I don’t want to cry

This is so sad

This is so sad

Hmm interesting

FUCK OFF……ITS A REREAD AND IM NOT ENJOYING THE WRITING NOW🙃😭 ITS NOT THE SAME FEELING FROM WHEN I READ IT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL…(def can tell this was originally a Wattpad book but we’re here for vibes and concussion healing lmao)

“I’m miss my cat…I’m tired” proceeds to kill herself (okay gurl valid cuz honestly I’d do the same if binks died)

Honestly, this is really good…..besides her cat dying cuz that’s so sad🥲

Feeling envious of her dead cat??? Okay that’s a start 🤨

SPOTIFY JAIL WITH TWO CHAPTERS LEFT BRUH IM CRASHING OUT

H IS A WOMAN??? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT

Flipping off the elevator camera while he sneaks out is such a slay 💅

So he willing chose to be a government slave basically???? Bruh

Not him trying to think of a tune to sing in his head while he jumps off a building 🤦🏻‍♀️

NOT THE FOOT FETISH VIDEOS ONLINE 🤣🤣🤣

Did he just??? Buy a sex doll????? 🤣

Imagine blowing up a whole town because an 18 year old told you to go fuck yourself🤣

Okay brothers just signing legal documents with no questions asked if it was a scam….perioddd sounds time something I’d do too 💅

Prying him off the video games every night because he don’t want to face reality is so valid 🤣

Peri what the fuck??…….