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Did a few chapters on audiobook. The audiobook is... fine. Serviceable.

This book is very cute but getting to be a little bit of a slog. Being over a third of the way in and the supposed love interest has shown up once. Taking slow burn to a new level

Sucked, but in an interesting way. Review soon.

Listened to the audiobook for two chapters. I am not an audiobook person but it definitely changed/reinforced some of my opinions. I still don't think this is a good book but I understand now why there are people who think it is.

"virginal cooch"

This shit sucks. Go back to open mic night.

Considering switching to audiobook just to get this done.

Guys, the r/Pagan protagonist thinks that Baroque Churches are too much.

Is the author trying to be ironic?

Now they gotta have a threesome with the naiad. For reasons.

Guess Sebastian didn't need to carry around Antoine's splooge in a napkin with him after all. Stupid ass book.

The immortal warlock made an offering of his weeklong boyfriend's spunk to a forest spirit and then the footnote had the gall to act like the reader is a prude.

What the fuck is this author's problem?

"I counted no less than three Majestic Vaults, along with a dizzying succession of Prevaricating Clauses."

This would be a cheesy line even in Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Why do modern fantasy books TALK LIKE THIS?

"The Beast snarled as Arcane polyhedrons began to proliferate around him." STOP!

There is something that just pisses me off about the line, "The sound was a jet of hot blood across the tapestry of my altered senses."

Is the frame story a high school creative writing project?