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Oh yeah I love Valancy

I’ll be adding Valancy to the list of characters I relate to, alongside Cassandra Mortmain from I Capture the Castle lol

Rereading this in Swedish but it won’t let me change the edition for some reason 🤠

Escriptors gen X intenteu no escriure un llibre per adolescents on representeu els adolescents com addictes a la tecnologia challenge, nivell: impossible

I sure love when native English speakers make fun of ESL speakers for having an accent… Fleur sounds absolutely normal if you read her sentences without the ridiculous French spelling

Death to Snape bc he’s a kkk fascist wizard incel butt he is kinda funny when he wants to be ngl. Same thing with the old man

Dear Lord here we go

Like i’m so fucking sorry you have trauma bro but literally how is this my fault? If you cannot deliver criticism in a way that isn’t cruel you should not be a professor?? Just be a fking scientist and never come out of the lab. I cannot comprehend how Olive was the one apologizing for rightfully calling him out like oh my God.

When a man who is hated by virtually every single student he has mentored and even some colleagues to the point that he has made people cry or quit spends twenty pages saying that his own adviser was even worse, actually, so him being abusive is not true and you need to stop because it’s hurting his feelings 🥺
Fuck off.

Find yourself a man who finds you attractive in your unicorn knee socks and calls you fat bc you eat sugary drinks 😍

Her being so goddamn oblivious and gaslighting herself has to be ragebait, i am actually going insaneeee 😃😃😃😃😃 girliepop he’s done everything but confess atp what do you mean “he might like another woman” like??
the straights are not okay