Elena > Recent Status Updates

To all the people in my life I told I wasn’t starting a new book until I finished at least 4 ongoing ones… ignore this

Can’t wait to find out if Christopher Nolan read Telemachus, or if he could even fathom these vibes (spoiler I don’t think he did) (man I have so many thoughts on the current state of retellings)

I knew it and I hate that I was right

Reading this is like pulling bandaids, but the bandaids are over a shotgun wound with sepsis. On my knees begging for season 3 to make it past the censorship crackdown, I need to see this in HD on my screen so that I can drown spectacularly in full-blown technicolour sorrow

I am a glutton for ocean vuong's meditations on life and living

Finally got my hands on this

D:

Dr. Jane Goodall please drag me up from my debilitating march funk

Shoutout to Livy for committing to the vibe. For sure we can fudge a bit of history ~for the narrative~

I should know the history well enough by now to know what the battles are but ngl I’m pretty lost

Incredible foreshadowing-to-narrative ratio being achieved here

I love when we totally gloss over horrifying implications

Seeking closure for middle school me who never got to finish reading back when it was a google doc 3

Wrote four pages of meta meta analysis on elephants the other day, only to show up to seminar and learn that the initial scholarship meta analysis was most likely written on shrooms, so…

I want to enjoy this so badly but ma’am, where are the characters? There’s just so much prose instead. Moreover why do I need a math degree and a working knowledge of the rules of Go to understand some of these… sure it’s a fun test of intellect but I really just want some characterization….. where are the girls………

Stray Ontario slander is crazy

None of these metaphors make sense :/

I'm actually going to finish it this time..... 6 years later

I’m actually going to finish it this time….. 8 years later

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss

Man discovers bisexuality, more news at ten

Gosh I love this scene

Once again Pacat lures me in with insane tactical prowess and then conks me over the head with a weird fixation on collars

Oh yeah, here we go again

:o

Hmmmm........... I have predictions.

I really wish he hadn’t spent 60 straight pages on French film