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If heaven is real I just hope that all of these evil good for nothing English kings got a real big shock when Jesus told them they weren’t actually acting in his interest or with his divine blessing but actually were just murderous megalomaniac colonialist hypocrites who had a fucking lot to repent for

I counted, and “Kaladin sighed” or something very similar appears 20 times in this book. Kaladin I hate you. Shallan I can’t say I like you either. Brandon Sanderson, why do you write like you think I have a 7th grade reading level?

vibrating frogs

vibrating frogs