Marina > Recent Status Updates

“If awkwardness could be a fatal flaw, it would most definitely be mine.”

me too girl 😭

“My first time exchanging numbers with a boy, and it feels like I’m organizing a bank robbery or something.”

i already love her lmfao she’s so real 😭

killing off one of your only three good characters is certainly a choice

god I hate men

I am continuing this only so I can be a well informed hater when this is over

“But I am extremely concerned about your math grades. You barely touched the last page in this test—and no, drawing a sad face and writing ‘Sorry!’ in the working-out space will not help you earn any pity marks.”

is this fucking play about us 😭