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the conversations in this book feel like turn based combat

if nino sarratore has no haters i am dead.

im STRESSEDDD

turning a new leaf!! (actually reading beyond the first book in a series)

gulp (homosexually)

guys i’m scared

i don’t know if i can make it through this gang. dude talks a lot and i’m starting to roll my eyes at everything he says.

briefly walking past someone and describing their scent as “vaginal” i think is the most batshit insane part of this book so far and this book is crazy

nick feeling the need to clarify that he’s not sleeping with his sister reminds me of that tweet that’s like “My ‘Not involved with human trafficking’ T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.”

gay.

im CRYING this book got so funny so quickly i was not expecting that

getting really icked out by cameron i hate this guy

ummmmmmmmm mr. dalinar kholin?????? yeah they’re calling you on line 2

“Of course, the idea that the police apparatus should be the choice instrument to manage social problems and struggles was itself a political invention. But where southern segregationists normalized racialized policing through biological racism, explicit laws, and overt racial demagoguery, northern powers normalized it through mathematical formulas.”

i’m gonna become a Luddite i stg

wait…i just had a really scary thought/prediction for where this book is going… actually just gave myself chills

girls who code but make it magic

can i finish this before it’s time to start The Big Bitch™️ 🤔 we’re boutta find out

reading this book feels like trying to follow the plot of one of my own dreams and it is thoroughly testing the limits of my attention span

this teenage girl casually echoing some of my deepest fears ha ha ha girlhood is soo awesome !

if this ends up anything like the last romance i read i will be fighting someone

“My mother was French Protestant, and my father was Italian Catholic, and their union was an excess of God, guilt, and sauce.”

seriously how does bro come up with this stuff

what the hell literally the first paragraph of the introduction goes so hard

i love how the very fate of hogwarts is in jeopardy and the teachers are still like “his hair? WACK. his gear? WACK. his jewelry? WACK. his foot stance? WACK. the way he talks? WACK.” every time they see gilderoy lockhart

i wonder if jk rowling spooked herself after writing out the first five letters of the word “Transylvanian” here

*morgan freeman voice* i can smell you

what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭 no fucking way THIS is the twist backstory of this random ass book i decided to read im cracking up am i being punked rn

i love neville

i love how the narration makes jamie extra punchable

oh god i fear this may break me