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Mmmmmmmm….. I don’t like this portrayal of Medusa acting like “sex? What’s that?” in Ancient Greece at 17 years old. I get it will later play towards what happened with Poseidon and the power dynamic but it’s starting to feel like savior 🌽

I understand in this telling she’s 17 she’s very young and naive and doesn’t know a lot….but girl how do you not know what sex is?? In Ancient Greece?? Did you forget you have a 🐱

Tbh I did not expect Phoebe’s plan to be THAT

ILYA I WILL HELP YOU

I am obsessed

Unfortunately I am obsessed with these two more than Skip

Mr. Darcy got REJECTED 🙅‍♀️
Lizzie said naur

YES

I feel like this will destroy me

Girl how are you still alive AND working at FB??

Mark Zuckerberg is truly a loser omg

Going to Myanmar alone and pregnant with no internet or phone service is absolutely crazy

Girl should have taken away Joe’s phone and locked him in the basement for all the times he fucked up her campaigning

This gurl HATED Joe and the WH and honestly she should

Someone reviewed this as Ella Enchanted with gays so I’m sat

NOW WE’RE GETTING SOMEWHERE DIDN’T SEE THAT IDEA COMING AT ALL

I still have no idea what’s going on but I’m in far too deep to stop

I’m reading this like a black mirror episode and it’s lit

This book is….mediocre???