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"His tongue is hot and wet, and textured like bubble wrap. Every one of the raised dots hits just right as he licks a long stripe up the middle, from my taint to my clit."

- Girl what LOL

MC is annoying...

"Just curious" (Emmy)
"You know what they that did to the pussy..." he warned, as her hands roamed ever closer to where he wanted it to be, seconds before he grabbed her and lifted her onto him. "It got her fucked," he growled

This was so unexpected dialog xD Dying at how stupidly funny this is

Life's been wild, but Im back xD Heres to filthy reads with you all

"Jesus, I wanted them to come in and take away the unsettling decision to seduce them into my bed away from me. But they didn't. They left" -ooh I felt that

meh this writing isnt doing it for me

Its been two and half seconds after being kidnapped and shes asking for anal. Women after my own heart

"with his urge hand he slipped his finger up between her legs, massaging the BUTTON at her front, while flapping at her folds.... "

Her fucken BUTTON, what are we five? Its a clit, say it with me, he massaged her fucken clit. This is utter trash and Im filled with regret

"I am dead inside.
And so fucking bored."

Me too Winnie, me fucken too.

struggling to even pick this book up

Its like padding upstream, I'm ready to give up on this one

“Even Vlad, a completely straight man, couldn’t help but stare a little.” Yes, Vlad who’s completely straight. No gayness here 😂

Jenny was a very liberal college girl looking to blow off some steam, among other things. - Because liberal college girls love blowing off steam (insert eye roll)

“I just stood there like a lump on a dick— unseemly and very noticeable.” 😂😂😂

“Don’t get me started on America’s unhealthy infatuation with the human body. Why was a naked woman or a dick or the natural, evolutionary (or God-given, for you religious people) act of sex such a crime, but showing graphic violence was A-OK?”

Fuck my heart 💔🖤

“He showed his perfect teeth again. They made me want to floss, which made me hate him even more. If there’s one thing I can’t stand about dental hygiene, it’s flossing.” samesies

“Fucking October! He would be sober as October, because that makes sense. Don’t you dare question me on it.” Yep, it makes perfect fucken sense Joey.

“You’re the judgmental prick who sneered at the mention of my beautiful, leaky-when-it-rains trailer.” This guy 😁

Finally the real apocalypse is giving me a breather so I can dive into Alex's newest creation. IM SO fucken EXCITED!

This apocalypse is missing fucken Zombies.

I'm not sure why, but this one feels rushed or lacking in some ways that the previous one wasn't.

The jump in years from one chapter to the next makes this book an absolute mess to read. Children are not so impatient.

What do you know, another map.

A map! I am in love

I’m predicting this is going to be a bad life choice

“This was the ah’tze last time I trusted a human. This scumbag race only consists of pieces of shit—one bigger than the last one. They would probably steal infants and eat them for breakfast if they could.”

Is it too soon to claim that Mason is high school me minus a penis. Let’s hope he doesn’t murder everyone, assuming that’s where this goes.

"Have I ever seen her before? Do I live my life being scared of the anger of people I don't even know? I am related to Hassan who is related to Hani who is related to Naimeh who is related to this glass of water who is related to the river Jordan who is related to John the Baptist--- come on!"