Maddy Barlow > Recent Status Updates

I absolutely CANNOT imagine being forced to do this with my ex fiancé 4 months after we broke up. thankfully life had different plans. But I think this is going to end very differently for them than it did me. Hopefully

I don’t think I’ve ever read a more repetitive book in my life

Wym we get a Kaden chapter

Holy shit

I feel like I’m being reiterated to more than usual in these books. Normally its kinda “here’s the info one time you’d better remember this small fact because it’ll come up in 4 books” but for this book, I’ve been reminded they need to kill the nagas like 20 times and we’ve know this had to happen since donut put on that first tiara.

Some of the things dinniman gets away with writing omg

Larracos is giving what the Dai Li wanted everyone to believe Ba Sing Se was

Im listening to the audiobook and reading this one… why is Mordecai Canadian??

Idk how far into this I am cuz I’m listening… I’m afraid my eyes are going to get stuck with how many times I’ve rolled them in the last 12 chapters

Ugh Percy!! My Scottish king.

Also, she should’ve known Thom was an asshat as soon as she knew he spelt it with the h

Is the smell of soap, throat lozenges, and freshly cut wood supposed to be a good smell?

Literally why are these all the same book

If this is the extent of her petty crime I’m going to be disappointed

Pls miss Clare tell me how the red caps are wearing iron boots??

What a strange inconsistency to have here.