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Holy shit wtf

Quote of the book so far: “You know it, baby! Like fucking a needle!”

How does a bonedog pee?

Omg another artist from NY stuck in the burbs I’m shocked!

(Page 10ish maybe? Or 12 minutes into the audio book at 1.75 speed)

With a name like Vorling did he really have a choice but to be evil?

I absolutely CANNOT imagine being forced to do this with my ex fiancé 4 months after we broke up. thankfully life had different plans. But I think this is going to end very differently for them than it did me. Hopefully

I don’t think I’ve ever read a more repetitive book in my life

Wym we get a Kaden chapter

Holy shit

I feel like I’m being reiterated to more than usual in these books. Normally its kinda “here’s the info one time you’d better remember this small fact because it’ll come up in 4 books” but for this book, I’ve been reminded they need to kill the nagas like 20 times and we’ve know this had to happen since donut put on that first tiara.

Some of the things dinniman gets away with writing omg