Maddy Barlow > Recent Status Updates

If I loved this boy any less, I’d say there’s some serious gaslighting going on

Literally just turn Sebastian back into a coat rack and move on with everyone’s lives

Boys are idiots

Should’ve started a drinking game for every time he says appetizing.

“She asked if she could touch my mango” will never not be iconic

Im about to throw this book.

It’s like… they swallowed How to Read Literature Like a Professor and then regurgitated every trope they possibly could as fast as they possibly could.

When a member of clace seems to do something not in the interest of clace, such as avoid one another or disappear, 9/10 time the reason is ✨dreams✨

I wish I could hop into this book and tell them that. It would save us all much time

The last chapter of this book will never not be hard to read

Should be called “City of Clary Loses A Stele Repeatedly”

Never has a man needed therapy more than Jace Wayland morganstern lightwood herondale

Spoilers for anyone who has somehow not read this…

Simon’s becoming a vamp rn. Or well he’s about to. He’s currently dead. And it’s got me thinking about how he gives up is immortality in book 6 so that magnus doesn’t have to. Because magnus would die of old age right after. But shouldn’t taking Simon’s vamp-ness have killed him? Because his human self already dead? Math isn’t mathing 10yrs later

Unfortunately, yes, I am rereading. We’re treating 2026 like 2016 anyway right ?

CLACE! My loves. Will NEVER get tired of their love story. Unfortunately, I do feel a reread coming on…

“I hope you said your prayers and brought the lube, because you’re about to get fucked from here to eternity”.

Best quote so far

Ugh who knew Luke could PINE like that! I didn’t know I needed these letters but boy did I. 10/10

I fear this will get an update every chapter.

Ugh WILL! My life, my love, my silly stupid boy. Literally cannot get enough of these characters.