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Who tf is Caspia?

What in the backstory info dump???? I’m so confused rn

I did say I didn’t trust Jocelyn, right? Little shit violated girl code 😡😡😡

That’s a shocking name. Keep going by the guardian please

Well that was dramatic… slayyyyy queen

Things are very suspicious around here hmmmmm

I don’t trust the handmaids #sorrynotsorry

I keep misreading the guardian as the gargoyle and thinking of Bartholomew 🥹🥹

I just have this sense I’m gonna adore this…

Wait how did we miss that not only does Vi not remember the 12 hours… SHE DOESN’T REMEMBER HE HAS FULLY TURNED. She thinks he’s still an initiate which means we are going to have a scene in book 4 where someone has to tell her. I’m going to be sick

Girls I forgot how fkn hilarious this book is. RIDOC U KING I FKN ADORE U

I guess we’re doing all 3 oh god plz pray for my sanity when I finish this thing and there is no book 4. I’m already not ready to read “acknowledgements” again.

So, apparently we are doing a full reread

Noah Kahan’s new album made me crash out so hard that the only thing I could think of was reading about dragons and now I’m realising that I have to read about Liam and maybe I should have just stayed crashing out over the bug man.

So when does this become interesting? Like genuinely

BLUE MEANS YOU SMALL DRAGON.
Oh my Bluelance heart cannot cope with this

I’m calling it now: Everest is a dragon. Will report back when I’m proven right.

I read zodiac academy… and to say I’m confused and have whiplash would be an understatement. WTF do people who HAVEN’T read ZA think?

SOME OF YOU WERE NEVER HUGGED AS CHILDREN AND IT SHOWS oh Kenji you icon

“Falling in love feels a little like dying”
These Kenji Nazeera crumbs of fkn agony are killing me.

This book is fkn insane oh my god

AARON MF WARNER WE ARE REUNITED!!!!!!!!

My eyes won’t stop leaking wtf is this? Jail to Krista and Becca honestly

This. Is. Not. Happening.

I relate to Daisy so fkn much it hurts. And I want a Ryke he’s so precious

I fkn adore Ryke and Daisy.

I am going to have to read all this from Daisy’s perspective oh god that’s gonna send me into orbit…

The biphobia I’m currently subjecting my eyeballs to rn is nauseating. HE FUCKED SOME MEN ONCE UPON A TIME WHO FKN CARES?

“I am hopelessly in love with her.
Who else can see this but you?”

Oh god I’m gonna be sick

I remember liking Connor and Rose… these two are actually fkn infuriating like ur both meant to be super geniuses but your actions are anything but!