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Tell em, Mel 🗣️

starting day 4 with the easiest task... reading

also side note: this book has to be perfect for my situation like girl just let them and let you, itll be okay stop stressin

My 75 hard book (day uno)

If I don’t finish this by Saturday some should show up to my house and kill me. Thanks in advance 😍

Fuck my reading goals ig bc everything else in life is going to shit maybe next year

Um I just looked at the reviews… and they’re all pretty bad… but I alr ripped open the first chapter, soooo I guess the most fun I’ll be having is ripping open the chapters (similar in the way that that was the most fun part of AP exams)

27 more books to go, so I gotta lock in. Fuck this slump. Here's my list...

people watching, told you so, fake skating, kingdom of ash, the winners, time of our lives, heart for christmas, the long walk, throttled, 5 survive, burn bright, next of kin, webs we weave, book lovers, fangirl, love hypothesis, love on the brain, crimson moth duo, penn cole, sunrise on the reaping, AND rereads bc self love

I’m clocking the Magnolia Parks ahh inner monologue rn and it’s scaring me

Hello? The frick?? That’s so rude. They’re being so rude to one another n for what 😭

Wait- this has gotta be so unrealistic. They’re in their fourties’. Explain to me how we are still holding onto feelings from 25 years ago???

Wait why is she married?

I’m so sorry. Someone would have to sign me into a mental institution there’s no way

It’s always one step forward and three steps back in Mariana Zapata books

150 pages in and they’ve talked twice 😭

She’s pmo with this poop thing like ok we get it

Slowly losing my mind trying not to cry

Oh shi-

“Go guard a gate or something” has me CACKLING IM SO DEAD

Idk y’all the cadence of the sentences and the descriptions are giving Elle Kennedy- 🤨 LOL

Imagine just literally having no one. Like literally no one.

I’m actually losing it rn I- I don’t understand at all 😭

I’m going to be devastated when I finish this… when is the next one coming out Chloe?? 😭

YES HUGH LAY DOWN THE FUCKING LAW

M*rk can actually piss off im actually so done idk if i can do this (and yes i will be censoring his name, don’t wanna trigger y’all, ily too much 😭)

I’m going to actually vomit. I- I’m horrified. I almost cried on my break

“his name is Mark” throwing up currently 🤮🤮🤮

Already crying

Going to sleep tonight knowing that a book I’ve been waiting for since last year is releasing tmrw is like my Christmas Eve. I can’t sleep 😭