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This could have started like 30 pages in, my god. Jane Austen is (was) rolling in her prenatal grave (womb) cause of how much she improved this formula. Mme de Chartres has nothing on Ms. Bennet.

Ok, ok, so it’s the first “psychological novel,” well it’s also the first pile of ass and no one’s giving it flowers for that, huh?

Go to hell Duc d’Orleans, I am NOT memorizing your character

Rant over.

ok first off, it’s going so well. such a good book. and then… massive racism…

but, HE SAYS THE SHREK ONION ANALOGY

wtf

“Man is an onion made up of a hundred integuments.”

wild

he who makes thought his business may go far in it, but he has bartered the solid earth for the water all the same, and one day he will drown.

great

done with part one

great

ayyy i’m tryna engage in sin too 😏

I’m back on da grind guys if anyone even cares 🙄🙄🙄