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I felt confident that if push came to shove, I could take Sister Sylvia. 👵💪

"Some things must wring out every last ounce before the end. But your mettle is proven, Miss Lion. You will be weighed and not found wanting. Memories are preserved, sacrifices are honoured, and all the moments before half-open windows are known. In the end, all is mended."
I ❤️ Young Hawkes

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Lord Stratton just let loose a “You go girl!”
😂🤣😂🤣 and did the snaps!!!

“Oh! I’m experiencing quite the most painful wave of retroactive embarrassment, I hardly know what to do with myself!”
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“Never trust someone who’s mean to the waitress.”
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“My baby is cute, dang it!”

I am totally invested in this! This is war, y’all!

Why can’t I stop listening to these books?!

😭😫😭 I’ve never cried at the conclusion of a fictional chess game before! Stay strong Eleanor!

Good gravy! this book is delicious!

“Why don’t my hormones want kale?”
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I grant you, the premise of this book is outrageous, but the old townsfolk have the funniest banter I’ve ever read. The conversation of the two old guys at the car show was so hysterical! 😂

“Talking to bees was a new low point in his life.” 😂

Chapter 9: 😲😆 He owns a fake beard!

“You look as though you might punch the minister.”
“If this is not the fastest wedding service in the history of the Church of England, I might. And if you do not shut up, you might get some, too.”

“She still hasn’t shown us the venue, and I need to make sure it doesn’t smell like maple syrup.”

Oh Toby! That line is somehow so snarky and so funny and somehow SO sweet and romantic. How does she do it?

This book is kinda crazy.

It’s good, but I like Lloyd Douglas’s The Robe more.

This books makes cringe and giggle and eat candy. I love Isadora and I can’t put the book down!