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The horror of being a beautiful young girl who is just like her father

We meet again..

When the yaoi is serving unhealthy obsession 😍😝😁

THIS BITCH DONE LOST HIS RABID ASS MIND

DOOMED YAOI⁉️

You’re telling me the MC has a beautiful prince that literally shoots sunlight out of his hands and keeps sending her flowers even weeks after she’s recovered from her injury and he’s up against the SLAVE TRADER in the love triangle???! That other mf better have the most tragic of tragic backstories and a bad case of the rumor mill otherwise it’s no contest

It ain’t a YA fantasy if the mother isn’t haunting the narrative 💯

I gotta pause reading this bc I’m currently applying to grad school and every five pages is just Alice going “GRAD SCHOOL IS HELL AND SLOWLY KILLING YOU DONT DO IT” so

When the book got a little kitty as a side character 😈

WHAT

Apologies, I wasn’t aware of this books game

Diva showdown alert! Your toxic murderous long distance situationship versus your casual low commitment comphet flirtationship

“She imagined she probably smelled like wet dog and anxiety” 😭😭😭

I hate romantasy, tf you mean the man’s name is RANSOM

Straight couples are only good when the man is completely utterly in love with the woman I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

Love how Nick sees how deeply unlikable tom is and decides to actively help gatsby and daisy cheat that’s what I call peak character

He immediately abandoned the mission as soon as a beautiful girl smiled at him 🙏

I’m looking for a magical girl to bring back to the Under World, surely the first girl I meet with a mysterious past who won’t show me her face has nothing to do with anything 😁

When he’s emotionally unavailable 😍

I thought perhaps that the gays were being dramatic again by shipping victor and Henry until victor started lamenting about Henry’s eyes haunting him like ok wrap it up mr twinkle we get it

Lowkey me when I did NOT solicit thee, Maker, from my clay to mould me man 😂🔥💯

Do you think people who gave birth to ugly babies felt the way Frankenstein felt when the monster first woke up