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rolling around in bed screaming

this is bad

i’m supposed to be halfway through this by tomorrow lol

enjoying it so far but it appears to be getting incestuous 😐

i started this book blind (library audiobook) and did not realise it would be about obesity/metabolism/etc. kinda interesting but also very repetitive and this guy just has crazy health anxiety that he feels he needs to share with the world. i will never follow the atkins diet tf??? humans need carbs idiot. i think ill finish this cause audiobook is easy

she’s really as horny as the prophecy foretold

i’ve never even wanted to match murakami’s freak but it’s getting harder and harder to accept how weird he is about women 😭 “two beautiful sets of breasts pointed towards the sun” why don’t u say this about balls too

“Amy likes to play God when she’s unhappy. Old Testament God.”
i can see that!!!!! and i admire her pettiness

i really hated nick because i thought he was annoyingly written at the beginning but now im hating him for the right reasons (he is written to be annoying)