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some definite moments of cuteness and relatability peppered in here…….

“i wondered what became of the human instinct for beauty, why it vanished so abruptly and so utterly, why our race should have fallen so totally out of sympathy with the earth.”

“real food is whatever cooks are proud to make. my nightmare was that i’d end up in some jade garden plating up someone else’s bland, bored, mushu chop-suey illusion of what food is supposed to be.”

oh this shit horny AND gay

it was, in fact, what i thought it was

please please tell me this isn’t what i think it is

this is horrific

oh ok

man i’m poor

“if you want to make a movie out of my book, have one of these faces gently melt into my own, as i look.”

knock me the fuck out

we need to imagine a society with less products and better social relations.

“while people need sleep and crops need sun, information never rests and isn’t limited by geographical boundaries … with the right amount of personal data, the graphic designer as a hacker becomes the engineer of psychological warfare.”

prob could be done with this in 2 days but the overwhelming amount of new and depressing information begs a processing time of 3 weeks per fact

wow i might actually finish this one

not me pausing for an existential break in between every sentence because too many facts

tbh i’m not sure what the point of this story is yet

learnings so far: coca-cola was first transliterated as “female horse stuffed with wax” in china, nazis almost ruined blackletter for the entire world, caligula was a mark zuckerberg looking mf

how is there a typo on the literal second sentence of the first chapter