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someone wrote "wow!" at the end of song of myself and yeah I have to agree

okay so 'o blush not so, o blush not so' is definitely inspired by 'sign no more' from much ado about nothing, right?

wow guys apparently st. anger was bad this is groundbreaking news

you're telling me that Metallica was going to be on SNL???

"In what can only be described as a homophobic version of creating a vampire..."

reading this book isn't enough I need to eat it

"Countess Lydia Ivanovna had long ceased to be in love with her husband, but she never ceased being in love with someone. She was in love with several people at the same time, both men and women; she was in love with almost everyone who was particularly distinguished in some way"
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I can't believe the horse's name is frou-frou

got bored during band practice. thanks Evan

you know it's a good copy when it says "Don Pedro" instead of "Prince". Folger has my whole heart

what the hell is a Noam Chomsky sleep mask

13 pages in. what the fuck (positive?)

woag a ghost

yikes

bro is upset that public defenders exist

"ZZ RATT is the name of a heavy metal rock band"

no it's not???

I would bet all of my money that Mr. Vikernes is a reference to Varg Vikernes

SANTANIC ROCK??? no bro it's thrash metal

SULTIC FROST???

I love how there's a bunch of pictures of serial killers and then Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons. totally the same

bro how do you misspelled mercyful fate AND misquote their songs

"The metal songs, nonetheless, would not have been able to project their message to Roland unless he had been dazed with drugs the whole time"
HELLO????
also half of the band names here are spelled wrong. Mega Death? does this guy think Tom Sawyer by Rush is satanic???

did they just imply that Elvis is canonically alive and working in a burger joint

why was young geddy lee kinda hot

omg Lemmy cameo

as someone in a band idk if I should be paranoid about my bandmates trying to off me. Evan, I know you're going to see this so this is a formal request not to try to kill me ever please and thank you

this book fucks

the way he instantly starts dissing her by accusing her of being inbred 😔 embarrassing

I'm definitely being nitpicky here but the lyrics she wrote basically sound like slayer so why not say he's into thrash metal??? it would make way more sense with the timeline and definitely be more plausible

lmao who thinks black metal is the "most brutal form of metal". also, this scene is supposed to take place in 1985. Proto-black metal band Bathory didn't form until 1983 with others forming even later, and most of the first wave of black metal bands were European. Unless this poor Kansas farm boy is incredibly hip and has remarkable access to new records, I doubt he's listening to black metal :/