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oop, that's quite a hook. if this doesn't convince you to read this, idk what will. 🫢

❝ My dick was languishing.

I'd learned that word recently. Languishing. Not depressed but not thriving. Just drifting along, one unsatisfied day melting into another.

And—before you get the wrong idea—this wasn't a performance issue. I performed beautifully. ❞

sovereign: i can excuse murder, but I draw the line at cheating 😭

yeah, her constant internalised misogynistic commentary is not it 🙄

how is she not in a wheelchair by now; girl let her 🐈 rest plssss