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HE (THE FOOL) CANNOT CATCH A FUCKING BREAK

Me about fitz: omg montessori king we love to see men breaking cycles 🥺
Me about fitz 10 pages later: I will wring his neck myself

If I had a pound every time two boyfriends in fantasy novels had a supernatural fair-haired baby I would have 3 pounds and that's already enough money for chicken nuggies

The Mysterious Guests at Winterfest have pale skin and white hair and cannot be detected by the Wit huh Fitz interesting, right Fitz? Ease use your braincells, Fitz, you're 47 now

Okay I got tired of the dragon kids will get back to them but I need the Boys in my life again

omg........ amogus..........

You're. You're telling me this whole quartet is all bc amber didn't take 5 mins before leaving to be like "gimme a map. yeah there's Another elderling city, been there, not sure Exactly where but around here. Its called Kelsingra. Hope it helps."
Keep gaslight, gatekeep, girlbossing babe I love you hope ur doing okay burning shit in Clerres.

A healthy fatherly relationship??? In my Hobb????

I'm gonna eat this book with a knife and a fork
Kelahnus my beloved.............

Ripping my heart out already

This is not enough I need to kill him with my own hands

The girls are fightinggggg 😐

1) I love a good emotional declaration of loyalty. 2) people complain Rodrigo is very unlikable and he is but also I think he's a very well written 15 year old sheltered lad thats mourning his mother and being forced to grow up too fast idk

crying, screaming, throwing up.etc. 5/5

Oh they absolutely ****** in that tent

I just want to say this truly is the left hand of darkness fantasy AU

*kissing this book on the cover* I already know you're gonna be a 6/5

I am crying I am sobbing I am dying I have transcended existence

the boys are back in town
(only it's only one boy so far and he's technically refusing to get back in town)

Well. It's been a ride, Bingtown. but take me back to feminism land.

ITS BEEN THERE THIS WHOLE TIME??

Listen so much has happened but. Amber with a sword 😳😳😳😩😩😩❤️❤️❤️👀👀👀👀💋💋💋💋

"She wears a freedom ring in one ear [...] Said it was a gift from her one true love." HELLO???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I think Malta deserves at least one kill by now.

FUCKED UP IF TRUE

All women (and non-binary people) in these series have the WORST taste in men 😔

No one in this family knows how to communicate

Fucked up if true

amber an paragon better kiss or else