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Yeesh.
We doing "Terminator"/"Avengers Endgame" rules then?

"The Sun-eater"
WE GOT ASTROPHAGE IN HERE TOO?!
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Ok, I know they won't purposely put in "Project Hail Mary" reference, but I can dream right?

Sometimes the old cliches are the best.
Time to show those scorpions what is meant by "defying gravity."
hahahaha

"Not everything I draw comes true! Here's charmander marrying squirtle while holding a pansexual flag!"
And now we wait for Nintendo to drop THAT bombshell...

He MAY be the Devil, but at least Lucifer didn't misgender the transgirl.

"Oh my God, did I give Jekyll the gay?"
See dude, this is why you never could've been a doctor...

"Dwarvish"
"troglodyte"
I know people have been depicting.Mr. Hyde is all sorts of inhuman creature for the longest time but why is everybody forgetting he's a small caveman and not the freaking Hulk?

FULLMETAL AMAZON

Bah! Horrible tease! Horrible!

Well...THAT was ludicrously hot.

EXCUSE ME?!
HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO PULL A FAST ONE ON A MAGICAL CONTRACT?
SHIPPING IS VALIDATED! EVERYONE CAN CALM DOWN ABOUT BREAKING THE MARRIAGE VOWS!

Didn't know this was a DIRECT sequel to "the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes," but here comes ol Coreo Snow to show us all he's learned from his time with a certain wandering bird.

"Huh...this is a new feeling...pride in someone else...unfortunately, it's overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!" - Vegeta
"Ditto." - Natasia Kane

Ok, either the author just loves the phrase, or she really can't think of another way to say "Rules can Change" since this is probably the 7th time in the past hour & 1/2 several different characters have said it!

Oh Evie...we knew you were a super freak...but naked party in a dungeon with your boss? GET IT GURL!

"Does your mind live in the gutter?"
"No, but it rents there on occasion."
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Goshdarnit Evie! Stop being me! I TOTALLY would've given that same response!

Something incredibly funny about witch kids watching "Hocus Pocus." I mean, isn't that negative stereotypes all up at the forefront?

"I thought [elves] were able to turn their flesh to steel and could leap tall buildings in a single bound..."
Um, did Loki just reference SUPERMAN?!

Even in future China, the emperor decides to make manspreading a problem…

Bing Bong from "Inside Out" & Janet from "the Good Place" to Shelby: First time?
Also, MC getting more & more pitiable as this story goes on...cuz some authors want their characters to suffer I guess...

They are just NOT kind to this librarian!
First she's the Stay-puft Marshmallow Man.
Next she's Disney's Baymax.
Now she's Genma Saotome, fat man who transforms into fat panda!

Well, I feel dumb. It took me entirely too long to figure out who the impassionate narrator was (Yes, this point when we finally hear her voice again in the audiobook reader's tone for her) and let me just say, it's good to have her back. I could cry because she. Is. Back!

"Harrowhark Nonagesimus, have you ever considered that you might be...haunted?"
*me, staring into the camera like the Office*
NO! REALLLLLLY?

Waitwaitwaitwait
Did they really say that someone like Ortis has a MIND PALACE? LIKE IN "SHERLOCK?"
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Crud, I really gotta up my memory storage power...

Really? A 2nd "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" joke and again timed, so perfectly? Man, this book is good...

Was not expecting a perfectly timed "that's what she said" joke in such a tense moment, but I appreciate it.

"With the proper motivation, I believe Griddle could wield a sword in each hand and one in her mouth."
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RORONOA GIDEON OF THE SCHOOL OF SANTORYU!
XDXDXD

"So this is what? Your secret tunnel?" - Sozin
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SECRET TUNNEL!
SECRET TUNNEL!
THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS!
secret secret secret secret tunnel, yeah!

"Are you sure about this (archery contest)? The aesir call Heimdall "Hawkeye" after all."
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Y'ALL MAKING IT REALLY HARD FOR ME TO NOT THINK MARVEL GUYS!

" Oh nooooo! The witch got me with some kind of whammy! I can't move!"