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How long is this freaking book

Manuel Godoy was prime minister of Spain, not president

Netflix did right in changing up the Arrowheads' leader look. What a completely offensive idea to draw him in a Native American war bonnet

Definitely feels like Schwab is trying to pull a "Deathless" with her prose, but it's not happening lol. Also I don't think Addie is a nickname French people would use for Adeline

I don't give a fuck, I ship Hermione/Krum

Here I am getting emotional over Mrs Weasley as a mother figure to Harry... a sure sign of my old age... also I just caught a dick joke I hadn't noticed before

First time I read this I was so devastated by Hedwig (and I still am) that I hadn't noticed Harry lost his Firebolt during the battle of the Seven Potters. The only thing he had of Sirius... this chapter is cruel

I will say, there's no one I would fuck with less than Hermione. She is one scary bitch, I love her

Maybe it's the Slytherin in me, but the most sensible thing would have been to kill Kreacher first thing when Sirius went back to Grimmauld Place.

Well for once Dumbledore is telling the truth... it IS his fault Sirius died. And how convenient for him that now he's the only sort of parental figure Harry's got

You know if Dumbledore had just told Harry what Voldemort wanted from the Department of Mysteries this whole thing could have been avoided. He's such a ghoul

Hagrid again

Hmmm do I care about James and Sirius hexing Snape? I find that I don't, actually.

This book is devastating

Snape is such a festering boil of a human. A grown man bullying a 14-year-old girl who needed help. This is why the epilogue never existed - Harry would never name his kid after him

I just love Sirius so fucking much

was not expecting to cry so much on this reread

"I don't think anything could hurt Harry at Hogwarts while Dumbledore's headmaster"

Riiiight. Cause he hasn't been put into a coma by Voldemort before. And your daughter hasn't been possessed and attacked a bunch of people (and a cat) with a godDAMN basilisk and been left for dead in a secret chamber. Dumbledore in action! Keeping kids safe!

Hagrid is completely mad

The password for the Slytherin common room is "pure blood". Come the fuck on. Dumbledore is a disgrace of a headmaster.

This is why everyone hates Hufflepuffs btw

Yo Mr Weasley just jumped Mr Malfoy in the middle of the bookshop lol. Ngl that was kinda hot. Reading these books as an adult really is a different experience lmao

Dumbledore really is a menace

Great idea taking the 11 year olds into the murder forest as punishment

Reading this as an adult is really quite funny. I was Harry's age when I first read it, I just realized I'm Snape's age now.

Aaaaand way to put the deadly monster behind a door that can be opened by a basic spell in a school full of children

Would have done the same as Malfoy here, what's that say about me lol. Gryffindors have got more guts than brains anyway

This man is stupid. Stop walking around the haunted cemetery, you freak!!!!

Aw now why bring a dog into it. Don't bring pets into haunted houses! Don't nobody dare to hurt this dog!!!!!!!