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hey so the idea of "testing" ur daughter's hymen is quite literally insane????

re-reading for contemporary lit!

perfect snow day book!

kevin is soo sus idk man

YUM YUM

“later in life she would sometimes wonder what became of him, and she would never know.” 😧

wowww….hey people…..😊

i know what u might be thinking. alex why are u reading a new book when u have 4 on hold???? and my response to that would be mind ur damn business. unfortunately i am a dead beat father when it comes to books so they will most likely sit on my currently reading shelf for eternity <3 anyways here we go!!

HE CALLED HER BABY😭😭😭

i need wyn biblically

even in the apocalypse there's still homophobia??????

found out about this less than 24 hours ago and i already bought it lets go

mama...a girl behind you--except it's not a girl but your husband who left you for 20 years disguised as a beggar so he could make sure u stayed loyal even tho he probably didn't stay loyal himself

penelope is me, i am her (except for waiting 20 years for a man. like girl stand up) (#PenelopeDeservedASidePiece)

uhhhhhhhh

HERE WE GO!

need to give holly jackson a big kiss on the forehead