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where’s my invite to a ball

the satisfaction of chapter nine ending on page 100

James cuts a potato worse than Kendall Jenner cutting a cucumber

IT IS TIME

first person dead let’s go

my chaser for just friends. the bar is literally in hell rn so

reading this is making me want to do my homework

not even 3 full pages in and im already seeing the sentences people complained about.

nobody warned me about “she waves nonspecifically with her hand into the ether” tho 💀

is this what happens when you give a man a sense of whimsy

“and i will not let them go off to risk their lives so that i can be a piece on someone else’s board”

how vis feels being the main character 🙂‍↕️💅

if i had a dollar for every time this sentence was in a book, needless to say i’d be rich ash

alas, finally something vis is bad at: dancing.

“do everything with zest!”

“murdering someone for money, because someone else wants to enslave their corpse”

top ten craziest sentences i’ve ever read

crying again 😭

me when eidhin, callidus, and vis: 😭💀🤭
me when vis and emissa: 😐🤢

“the decision may have been made by few but it’s the will of the many that killed your family”

whoo😮‍💨 that title reference ate

finally at the academy and already getting into a fight 😃

almost every man so far is either handsome or has a receding hairline 💀