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m-bot is the most precious ai ever

“that’s called logic.” he waited a moment, then added, softer, “i’m super good at it.”
😭

i’m so upset

“you pierce my soul. i am half agony, half hope”

I MADE IT! I FINALLY MADE IT😭

reread🤭

is sadie psychotic 😭
“i imagine your skin turning red, your breathing quickening as you struggle. i want to watch you in pain up close. i want you to beg me. i want you to admit you were wrong, that i’ve won…”

GIRL😭😭
i was like oh shes so relatable until this 😭

faking an american accent? i’ve never felt more patriotic 🙂‍↕️

no bc what is anne saying in these letters that pages need to be omitted 💀

there are so many random hilarious instances but it’s not making up for my lack of gilbert 😔

why can’t we read gilbert’s letters … 😓

sloane let out a long breath. “based on my calculations, now would be an appropriate time for someone to hug me”
beside her, dean opened his arms, and sloane melted into them

GONNA CRY THEYRE THE SWEETEST 😭✋

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“i can probably offend him without even trying to!” sloane was sounding altogether too enthusiastic now. “if things get too intense, i’ll tell him some statistics about domesticated ferrets.”

sloane, i love you 😭

i feel like cassie thinks i’m an idiot with the way she feels the need to spell EVERYTHING out

how do i always end up reading serial killer books at night 😭😭 im done and going to play chess before i get paranoid lol

cassie going swimming to clear her head😭 didn’t this exact scene happen in the inheritance games? maybe it was grayson

either way you have to give it to jennifer. she has no qualms with saying rinse and repeat

are the serial killer chapters necessary to the plot? it’s disturbing… 😭

“we’ve witnessed a man’s execution, and we’ve known each other for the span of another five murders.” a grim smile tugged at the corners of his lips, devoid of any mirth. “we are in a case that will likely kill at least one of us, yet neither one of us intends to leave. does that make us friends?”

HEHHAHAHAHHA YESSSS???🤭🤭🤭

me when i find out that the girl in the rapunzel retelling is kidnapped: 😮🫢

why does common sense leave my brain when i read

“but an artist cannot do that. people don’t want to see you copying someone else (in fact, if you do, they take special delight in figuring out who or what you have copied). art is not about minimizing risk and delivering work that is guaranteed to please.”

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK🗣️🗣️

“ah, yes, you’d like me to be the star of your tripod*.” he nods knowingly, like he anticipated this one day.

IM CACKLING

*podcast, according to this icon

“fine. but only bc of my own will to live, not bc you asked me to.”
“will to live? you have the survival instincts of a baby bird.”

help these are my 2 brain cells

“it’s far earlier than i wanted to be vertical”
kieran is me fr