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take a shot every time you read the phrase “scope for imagination”

i ship chris and gordie so bad

‘There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The more I see of the world, the more am I dissatisfied with it; and every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters, and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense.’
So real.

The boys lowkey talk like an Instagram comment section lmfao, except for when they occasionally be wise and deep asf. Me core

Mr Bingley is such a sweetheart 🥺 #bringbackgentlemen

“But no sooner had he made it clear to himself and his friends that she hardly had a good feature in her face, than he began to find it was rendered uncommonly intelligent by the beautiful expression of her dark eyes.”
Oh to be noticed for your INTELLIGENCE—and not even from words, seeing intelligence in someone’s gaze? If only men these days had the ability/care.

“She’d had a 53 year old boss with halitosis touch her leg under a table and text her a photo of his 🍆.” Oh! ❤️

Billie Eilish mentioned 🔥🔥🔥

This is so millennial, why is your swear word "Crackers." ????

At one point Lolita said, "Speak English!" because Humbert Humbert was yapping in his supercalifragilisticexpialidocious way and that basically sums up how it feels to read this book

"Men are simpler than you imagine, my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted torturous minds of young women would baffle anyone."
So true!

"I tell you what, I'll give you and Frank the surprise of your lives, and you won't know me."
"As long as you don't black your face and pretend to be a monkey I don't mind what you do," said Maxim.
Oh that's not...😭

Sooo intriguing

finally reading a book that’s actually well written and interesting!

this is really interesting but it’s taking me forever to read because I can hardly understand what the narrator is saying. 😭 what I do understand of the writing is very compelling though

i started this book bc i needed to break up my other depressing books with some fluff but this is so weird too 😭 of course the mc named Coyote howled like a coyote. this is not cute this is furry behavior. please don’t let it happen again 😊