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Rosemarys baby but if there were like 100 rosemaries

He bites off a donkeys ear in front of so many people and no one reacts

Hes such an asshole

It’s finally getting somewhere thank god

I would’ve dropped this long ago but I bought a physical copy so I have to see it through

Hmmmmmmmmmm

This book is so upsetting lol I might somehow hate him even more than Humbert Humbert

Judge Holden is my comfort character I headcanon them as nonbinary afab + pansexual

I hope this gets good again

Pedophile vs pedophile

I’m starting to suspect that something is a little off with this guy…

JD Salinger is the absolute best at writing shit talking. When Eloise was telling Mary Jane about Lew’s taste in literature? Oh man. Can’t beat it.

It took her 17 pages to mention Marxism, which is probably the slowest so far out of all her books

They’re both great but also really awful

Frances is uncomfortably relatable. It’s also just now occurring to me that we’re basically the same age, that’s kind of fucked up

This was meant to be more of a hateread but it’s pretty good I can’t lie

If my life was even 10% like hers I’d be dead

Feel like shit I just want brother francis back

I appreciate that in Exodus the pacing slows to a crawl just so Moses can have his special little construction montages

Sofia Coppola should’ve made a Marie Antoinette 2

Did not think I’d tear up over an asexual talking about her sex tape but here we are

I am now radicalized against the troubled teen industry. We should probably beat Dr Phil to death with his shoes

She starts plugging her NFTs while talking about her grandmas death this memoir is so tonally wild

Why do people with ADHD think it’s an interesting thing that they have to talk about all the time

Jacob is unquestionably the coolest prophet. Wrestling god and WINNING? You just know he has an 8 incher and doesn’t wipe