Kelsey > Recent Status Updates

i’m loving all the pirate stuff like where’s jack sparrow

“captains orders, i’m afraid”

“do your worst then… c a p t a i n”


OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU IM RUNNING LAPSSSSSSS

OOOOUUUUUU IM HAVING FUN

i feel like i’m watching a black & white romance movie 🥹

okay this man is a HORRIBLE father

what the hell is HAPPENING

“If i knew i could buy your time, I would be bankrupt and you would be a very rich woman”

and i fear that would’ve worked on me

“I had lived through centuries of violence, and no other creature has come quite so close to stopping my heart”

literally kill me

i’m exhausted i need some mf resolve

i fear i went into this thinking it was a stand alone….. i’m about to dnf i cant do this

PROTECT THIS SPIDER CAT AT ALL COST HES MAKING HER CUTE SLEEP DRESSES IM SICK

he cares about ants

cute

oh this is MESSY

oh my god niko you’re irritating me

“truth or dare?”

FUCK

do i have a clue what’s going on? no

am i having fun? yes

“you kidnapped me”
“and whose fault is that?”

ALL MEN DO IS GASLIGHT

“his voice is like hot silk” WHAT DOES THAT MEANNNNNNNNN

ITS SO PROVACATIVEEEEE

nikolai would do NUMBERS at the circus

i’ve barley updated this book because i can’t form thoughts that would keep me in good standing with the lord

“what’s the matter Volkov? Get lost on your way to the underworld?”

“No, I found it just fine”

I’m dying yall are gonna be so fun

“I turned that bitch solid gold”

WHERE TF IS MY CHATTTTTTT

CAN THIS SHIT GET ANY W O R S E ?

HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO T A K E -king julian

leave it to MEN to find a way to make how a woman sits on a horse NORMALLY overtly sexual

free my girl

“Let this be your life lesson..”

HOLY SHIT

oh god bless this poor woman

bright side ??? you’re delusional babe

oh period let’s just get right to it then shall we ?