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I can't believe Caesar's dead, did not see this coming.

Omg, they said it, they said "Beware the ides of March", somebody hold me.

Kinda hard to take this book seriously when one of the victims was killed by being "bricked up",,, I mean that book was written in 2007 so its not like the author knew the meaning would change... oh well.

Do I truly understand what is going on in this book? No.

A gay relationship? In a book from 1987? More likely than you think. Lovin' it so far lol.

It's so weird. Floyd is still present but he seems like a completely different character to the previous book. I get that its been 51 years since the previous book but even in the flashbacks that are closer in time to 2010 he seems different. I really wonder how the story goes and here's to hoping its good :)

Had to restart because I remembered nothing. The pains of having a hard time motivating myself to read 😢

I opened this book and immediately got a headache. I'm feeling great

This book makes me so angry sometimes.

The whiplash I get reading this is to much. I have no idea how much time passes between events. Its very hard to understand.

His dad was killed by his uncle so that he could marry his mom, and now his dad's ghost is haunting the castle. Wild.

I can't understand half of what they say

So many people died, that's a bruh moment.

Gandalf really likes to talk huh

idiots can't talk to ghosts
(that's the cringe effect)

Despite this chapter being called "The three lessons of Joe Flom" there are no lessons in this. It's a chapter of useless information that helps no one and does not matter because at what point are you going to look at your own birth year and go "Oh wow, thank goodness I was born in this exact year. If I was born a different year I might have missed the perfect opportunity to be a lawyer," Like what?? So useless.

Only way to be successful is to be born rich apparently¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Bilbo fuckin booked it man