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Imagine being mid hookup with a dude and he pauses to trauma dump on you about his mommy issues

I’ve grown exhausted by the same old drama we’ve been reading since the first novel. I thought, given the ending of The Running Grave, we’d have some real character development and relationship growth here. But alas, Rowling has chosen once again to retreat into well-worn, familiar territory.

It’s putting me in a bad mood.

I actually don’t think I can handle one more page of “will-they-or-won’t-they”.

EVERYONE SHUT UP I’m starting ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

I’M SO FKN EXCITED THESE ARE THE BEST BOOKS EVER WRITTEN!!! 1,000 PAGES? NO PROBLEM LET’S GOOOOOO

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