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The fact she writes about things that have happened in history

“Shortly after college, my girlfriend Linda moved in with me. The relationship only lasted eight months. But that’s not relevant right now.
When she moved in, I was shocked by the sheer volume of random junk she felt necessary to bring into our small apartment. Box after box of stuff she had accumulated over decades of never throwing anything out.
Linda was absolutely spartan compared to Rocky.”
Spartan😭

the beetles

yickity doo, yickity daa bing bang wosh bosh what David Tenant said

turn this shit off, rocky horror running off with a ducking icecream man? am i missing something? And Cara.

Andrew is just another me icl
been searching for connections for years
maternal AS FUCK
horndog
i was DEVASTATED when they sold Jamie out, i really thought they were the ones :(

Sorry you literally left Jamie to the fucking lions😭😭😭😭 suprisingly very creepy

Guys i need to finish this by tomorrow… also Brontë we did not need the devastating description of Jane leaving the house to when she’s in the Moor house that broke my heart, unforgivable

so glad she’s sticking up for herself thank uuuu

OK THEYRE HAPPY NOW END THE BOOK THANKS 🙏

AM I HALFWAY YET?? kill the aunt or better yet kill her by forgiving her or become best friends with your cousins pleaseee that evil bitch gotta go

Jane i need you to be yourself around this man i don’t trust him

Studying french for 4 years has finally aided me (i still check the translations at the back)

Goodnight Helen😭😭

They need to stop hating on Arlene it’s not her fault she’s hot

How many times can u say Mr William

bro he’s like i don’t love her then has a two page monologue on their history and relationship describing her person beautifully

stunning

nervy it looks long

dnf