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Girl I know you think you're badass and all, and I mean you are don't get me wrong... But for fu€ks sake, please put a camera up at the house?!?

May Malek bring peace to us all!!….. also still low key think Jack and Violet and endgame?.. I’ll go back to my corner.

Sometimes ya girl just feels the need to torture herself lol

I forget how much I enjoy grumpy Sunshine because I am still kicking my feet and giggling 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

This book has me kicking my feet and giggling. It's so cute! 🥰

I highly doubt they would have missed an earring 🤷🏻‍♀️

Also I'm lowkey mad at myself, even though the book is okay, I thought it was written by Mary Roach ya know sexologist, extraterrestrial, famous researcher, but it is not, the author is a different Mary Roach. I bamboozled myself.

No y'all are not soulmates, y'all are having trauma responses and holding onto each other instead of seeking a therapist.

I see you Taylor Swift reference

"not a heterosexual or brain cell in sight"

REALLLLLLL

"please don't say fuck the police"
REALLLL

Y'all I'm so excited for this book, I love Mary's work.

I wish you could feel what I'm feeling. Haunted Forest ambiance on the TV, spooky abandoned town instrumental playlist on, those Pillsbury pumpkin cookies baking, pumpkin and clove candle burning, and I'm in my PJs ready to devour this book!!

I'm literally walking around my house with my kindle, shaking out my embarrassment for Kara, while simultaneously being super worried about the dog, which I know will be fine from the TW page.

I'm feeling secondhand embarrassment, but something I would 100% do too.

I have never been this sore in my life. Muscles are hurting in places I didn’t know existed, and here I thought this shit only happens in romance novels with Duskwalkers or blue aliens that have dicks down to their knees.

This right here is someone who reads really, really good books lol

Let me paint the scene here, my husband and I were at a wine bar, we're both reading our books in peace and all of the sudden you hear me say "fuck yeah we're killing George Clooney". To which my husband said "isn't he already dead". After a Google search, nope he's alive and only 62! George Clooney if you're reading this, we're not gonna kill you obvs

This is my reminder that as much as Hunt is hot I hope he isn't end game

1/8 of the way done!! Why am I hurting myself all over again 🔥🔥🔥

I'm rereading this because I like pain apparently. Here we goooooooo

Only 40 pages? I probably could have read this faster than me making a cute progress update.

Ope so I stopped reading it for a bit I'm sorry!! I'll be back to reading this in no time!!

Back on my bulls**t, did I ruin it by reading this after the first three books? Probably? Anyways here I go!!

Ya girl is really going to try to read all of this by Friday afternoon!! Wish me luck!

My only thought so far is
Choal and Dorian in TOG: you're the biggest baddest-ass of an assassin 😠😠💀💀
Choal and Dorian 3 pages into COM: you're an assassin and you're fragile 😭😭😭😭😭😭