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bro leaves for two days and already made two women cheat on their husbands what kinda game does he have

yeah this book is fun and all but the portrayal of women is … a sign of its time i suppose which is not unexpected but still annoying every time

highlights: narziß calling himself woke, sun and moon coding him and goldmund and then getting told off by his superior for essentially therapizing goldmund so hard he passed out. nobody is doing it like him.

two thoughts:

1) having your main character be called goldmund amongst others that all have names like konrad or daniel has the same energy as pink-haired anime protagonists in worlds where everyone else has normal hair colors.

2) these two seem to be very… close.

mort trying to impress potential employers by holding excessively prolonged eye contact is so autistic of him. literally me at job interviews.

okay actually this escalated super fucking fast wtf is happening i am eating drywall over this

this escalated neither quickly nor completely unreasonably and yet i was internally screaming

it’s autumn, we are so back

bro really came up with this whole explanation for a stalker but then when asked why someone died was just like ”idk divine punishment?“

anytime they mention a specific place in amsterdam i‘m like “i used to walk past that all the time 😭😭😭“

so creepyyyy