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This book is probably so fire if you read it when it came out and the twist hasn't been spoiled by pop culture for hundreds of years

I LOVE MARIANNE HAHAHA
elinor is stronger than i could ever be

this is so embarrassing ....... girl HE'S AVOIDING YOU

this is just like that cassie nate scene in euphoria

rip elinor dashwood u would've loved foolish one by taylor swift

I am going to beat the shit out of edward ferrars

Jane austen is so fucking real I keep forgetting how real she is

marianne dashwood the most teenage girl ever mrs dashwood a mom 100000 times better than mrs bennet

Elinor stand UP girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fucking writing style is pissing me off so much

can whoever gave this to me for my bday make urself know so I can acknowledge u THIS IS SO MY SHIT I love mystery books especially with pictures and puzzles and psychology omfg. i suspect it's someone here bc I very recently added it to my tbr

ok guesses
- naomi was the old woman in the drawing
- she was hiding w them because she killed someone in the past idk

Ok I have no guesses idk where this is going

at first I thought "wow douglas adams is doing lovecraftian horror now" then I realised that was basically the first book as well

so the dad ended up fucking writing house of leaves lmaoooo I'm dead genuinely wtf is the plot of this book

read this for the prompt abt a story set in a castle it was gna be dracula at first but the library ran out of copies so I slogged my way through 500 pages of wtv this was

I think I've reached the part in the book that makes people hate it

girl stop leading that poor boy ON

rlly thought "capture" meant in like... an active empowering sense not describing stuff oops

everyone in this book is a terrible person designed to ragebait me

I've been having really weird fucking dreams since I started reading this book before bed

[twitching] another murder mystery novel Now

agatha christie made hercule poirot let a known thief get off scott free for the sake of a cute romance ykw I respect it and I DID ship those two together

js found out that the person gal gadot is supposed to be playing in this is LINNET

Calling it now it was cornelia and she's been fucking with miss van schyuler's clock. she rose up against the capitalist woman after being stirred to action by ferguson (who is secretly the guy who incites riots)

It took almost half the book for there to be an actual death on the nile

this is just like when ariana grande got with ethan slater who left his wife and newborn baby for her because she's ariana grande

ik this book was written in a different time and all but this line still sent me
"The fat woman in purple was looking radiant... Undoubtedly the fat had certain compensations in life... a zest—a gusto—denied to those of more fashionable contours"

plot feels like an AITA story or I've been watching too much smosh

so it's like homestuck. and steven universe

at the start red identified blue by "patterns of audacity" and risk-taking behaviour but as the book progresses red is established as the more reckless and quick-moving one while blue is slower and deeper in her methods. this pmo

omg icl maybe I'm just a slow reader but this book takes forever to make smth happen

Weirdly enough this is the 2nd historical fantasy novel I've read this year to mention lin zexu and the opium war

I just started and it's already so pretentious "A glass jar of water boils in an MRI machine. In defiance of proverbs, Blue watches it." ts frying me

alr maybe i did tear up a little

sodapop has 1960s undiagnosed adhd

rlly weird reading about characters younger than you but who feel older.......

the emotional arc of this story is so distressing YOUR OLDER BROTHER LOVES YOU :(( must hit different when ur 14

I was gna say I predict that johnny is gna kill one of his friends by accident or smth but I was proven half right

hmm thinking abt whether the plot twist cheapens the book a bit. anyway reading this makes me wna throw up

the fucking lack of pinyin (is this wade giles???) Is actually killing me

why do all the marriages in this book suck