bella > Recent Status Updates

if she brings up the GD clementine again I think EYE will leave her

lmfao “i was throwing up in the handicap bathroom at work, the one everyone used to take discreet shits in.”

i’m dying “half of the people at the table were Italians and the other half were trying to become Italian by osmosis.”

every few pages i had to write down quotes because shes so me and also BARS — “in the rush hour, I decided enough was enough. I would be satisfied with just the sunsets in Los Angeles and forget finding the someone I didn’t mind.”

“I’ve always loved the beach and never had a father.” “Oh.”

it’s on sight james like i’m not even kidding

MANBUN??????

i’m such a southern californian piece of garb just like Eve like this speaks to me so deeply it’s so serious to me why am i shedding tears over the description of jacarandas and cahuenga

emily henry could write “i hate bella rose” 97 times in diarrhea on a piece of toilet paper and I would still smile wistfully while reading it

idk idk idk. speculative as hell but is that enough? time will tell,

my girl kath is stressing me the hell out

this young lady is STRESSING ME OUT!!!!!

MESS!

laughing my A off

infinite jest? oh i’m SURE

not too much on the starface zit stickers…

ew

the country being called iléa (Ilya) — ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID RUNNING THROUHH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

the author is so #ihatemygf core

“She can see the past, but it is now tinged with the excruciating inevitability of the present moment.” hey so why would you say that

lydia too

barbara needs to be handled

“and today i am your father” WHAT IF I CAUSED THE ENTIRE CONTINENTAL US TO FLOOD WIRH MY TEARS HUH????? WHAT THEN??!!!?????!1?-!1

olivie blake is The Most Online author publishing right now, which I appreciate as a Very Online Reader

you know what? hell yeah

“when she’d been so unassailably confident that the sexiest thing a man could be was tender with his child” — bars…sloane you would love the vogue “is having a boyfriend embarrassing” article

talking about ye old situationship in front of your literal wife and saying “if he loved with all the powers of his puny being, he couldn’t love as much in eighty years, as I could in a day” is pathological!