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i’m being gaslit

CULVER CITY MENTIONED RAHHH 🚨

messyyyyyy

the way I’d have to fistfight her

baby 👎🤮

BUBBLY GIRLS WHO WEAR CUTE CLOTHES DESERVE TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grumpy man sunshine woman doesn’t inspire Confidence in me but he has slutty glasses and she has a big ass and that is something to believe in

francesca you’re fake as hell

BERKELEY MENTIONED RAHHHH 🚨

yeah so obviously this is already changing my life. electric

#knew it

my god this family…

wall art being two doctorates flanking the wedding picture is sooo unbelievably tea

creating a hostile environment for eldest daughters but okay…

wait…chills. didn’t even know this was on the table.

australian narrators are so funny like saying FAHK is so good

#knew #it

i have a prediction.

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well this is just DELIGHTFUL now isn’t it

WOKE WITCH BOOK! WE ARE SO UP!

loving the hell out of this tbh

here we go…

blonde man propaganda ❌ and a theater minor… bone chilling

she’s like in top 2 worst people ever and she isn’t 2

if she brings up the GD clementine again I think EYE will leave her

lmfao “i was throwing up in the handicap bathroom at work, the one everyone used to take discreet shits in.”

i’m dying “half of the people at the table were Italians and the other half were trying to become Italian by osmosis.”

every few pages i had to write down quotes because shes so me and also BARS — “in the rush hour, I decided enough was enough. I would be satisfied with just the sunsets in Los Angeles and forget finding the someone I didn’t mind.”