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laughing my A off

infinite jest? oh i’m SURE

not too much on the starface zit stickers…

ew

the country being called iléa (Ilya) — ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID ALL THE THINGS YOU SAID RUNNING THROUHH MY HEAD RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD

the author is so #ihatemygf core

“She can see the past, but it is now tinged with the excruciating inevitability of the present moment.” hey so why would you say that

lydia too

barbara needs to be handled

“and today i am your father” WHAT IF I CAUSED THE ENTIRE CONTINENTAL US TO FLOOD WIRH MY TEARS HUH????? WHAT THEN??!!!?????!1?-!1

olivie blake is The Most Online author publishing right now, which I appreciate as a Very Online Reader

you know what? hell yeah

“when she’d been so unassailably confident that the sexiest thing a man could be was tender with his child” — bars…sloane you would love the vogue “is having a boyfriend embarrassing” article

talking about ye old situationship in front of your literal wife and saying “if he loved with all the powers of his puny being, he couldn’t love as much in eighty years, as I could in a day” is pathological!

chismosa central

geronimo being a nepo baby and little nerd who likes scary women is so performative male blueprint

bruh…

just want to say i peeped the type a shade at the beginning and that this would have never happened if either of them were more organized

deadass I think this is the third book she’s had the fmc ask the mmc the would you still love me if i was a worm q

limerence final boss

GAG

clutching the hell out of my pearls and giggling all the while

so there’s this queen…

fork found in kitchen

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an entire paragraph on how hot Charlie is — aligned

weirdest first chapter ever i’m here for it

talking about how hemingway is a fraud? I WAS MEANT TO BE HERE!

dead dad and enemies to lovers with a dash of magical realism? yeah i’m locked in.