Christen > Recent Status Updates

Normally the hubs sucks big hairy balls when it comes to holiday gift giving, but for once my hints weren't dropped in vain! Mama got a new iPad. I'm going to have to "my precious" the hell out of this bitch to keep 4 year old hands off. So happpppy. :D

It has been the longest day. Ever. Ready to hit the shower, curl up on the couch with my book, and proceed to ignore my child and husband.

DNF @ 54%

As I was going through my to-read, I realized how freaking horribly I am at updating it. A ton of books on there I've already read. Too lazy to fix this, though.

About to start this beast...

“I’m not positive, but from the expression on his face, I’m thinking that expression ‘silent but deadly’ means the same thing in his world that it does in mine, and I can’t think of anything less sexy than calling a man a quiet yet seriously stinky fart.”

Oh man... This has had me LOLing constantly so far!

Turning into my favorite so far. Love these Feds and didn't expect to.

Being sick the past few days has done wonderful things for my reading thanks to my body wanting to remain immobile.

This is the KA I've been missing... Not as long as her normal books, but still made me feel good. Not disappointed.

It's Friday... Time to get wild & crazy.

Wtf...

Seriously love this heroine.

There are so many hilarious one liners in this- practically the whole book thus far is highlighted. 'You’re on like Donkey Kong, my fabulous fairy!'

I'm sad that I finished this so quick!

Oh my goodness. Totally disappointing this guy is a fictional character. “God, Rome. You’ve got me so confused. I never know whether I’m coming or going with you.” “Always comin’ I hope,” he said slyly, pursing his lips.

OMG I am already dying of laughter from this. “What’s up, bitches? Are we headin’ to this jig or what? I wanna see what prime beef is on offer. Mamma’s taco needs a good ol’ fillin’.” And she slapped her crotch to exaggerate her point.

'There is something about old, southern structures like this that take my breath away.' Umm you're in Maryland sweetie, not the south. So freaking dumb!

The heroine in this story pisses me off so much. She's supposedly in her early 30's but acts like she's 16. I want to slap her.

Why does every other sentence in this book end in an exclamation point! This book has me lol-ing and I'm certain it's not intended.

"Baby did you just fart? Because you blew me away!" Hahahaha, WTF. Dying now.

These characters are on a roller coaster.

Not sure how I'm feeling about the situation that's kind of been thrust upon her. Guess we'll see.

Can't find anything on my to-read list that pops out at me.