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Omg can we land the plane already?! I’m so over the ramblings about reality TV. If it doesn’t serve a purpose in the “plot twist”, I’m going to be more annoyed than I already am

TIS THE DAMN SEASON 🎄🎅🏻🔪🪦

✨ITS TIIIIMMMMEEEEE✨ Maplewood Falls, I’m back for your holiday tomfoolery. My timeshare is locked in and I am SAT 🎅🏻🤪😂

Girl…you sweet, naive summer child…I’m pretty sure you’re dealing with Lies and not Apathy 🫣

Oh, this is shaping up to be a fun ride!

The most annoying thing about this is how similar it is to ACOTAR because I KNOW what’s going to happen and I’m an impatient bitch & just want Blake to get his time to shine 😭😮‍💨

ALL GAS NO BRAKE 💃🏼🐺😮‍💨

Ummm I need this to be a Why Choose and not a love triangle. Werewolves with all my favorite brogues? 🥵😮‍💨 Please don’t make me choose..

This is simply delicious

Can we land this trauma plane yet? It’s so slowwww yet we keep getting all this trauma so it’s still going somewhere? Maybe? IDK. I’m bored regardless 🫠

Omg I’m on the home stretch!

We’re trudging along…I only have 5 days left on the library loan and this hate read can’t be over soon enough 🫠

Just so everyone is aware, I’m writing my eulogy for this series 🫠

Now JLA is just fucking WILDIN’! I can’t handle this new development, it’s comically stupid because not once was this hinted at even being possible.

This is going to be a slog…especially if we never leave the bedroom or prison cell 🫠 1300 pages but the characters and plot never go anywhere? ✨☠️✨

…close to 1300pgs?! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK, JLA.

✨I REMEMBER NOTHING✨ LFG, y’all 🫡

Sure hope we get back to the fun, spooky, gore-filled book I had been reading because everything that’s happened over the last 10% has been the author ruining the delicious tension and making a chaotic character problematic… 🚩😭🙄

Home from my half marathon which means I earned my couch rotting for the rest of the weekend because this book is getting INTENSE.

The sexual tension is 😮‍💨🥵🔥🫠

Oh this is the best kind of horror movie gore! I didn’t know I needed this in my life!

This is a delightfully dark, macabre read! Perfect for spooky season

The slump be slumping… I NEED A WIN. 🤞🏻

High school students don’t drive Ferraris and no one gets to drive fast on ANY Seattle street, not even I-5!
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Oh NO. Not another group of fictional high school students who do things that only adults should do but have to be excessively rich and lack common sense to do 🫠

Finally figured out why I keep feeling like I’m missing a huge chunk of world building…it’s because this is part of a bigger shifter universe that has been going for like, 20 years 🫠 wish authors would put disclaimers when they have multiple series that build off each other…😵‍💫

KATE STEWART, HOW DO YOU ALWAYS MANAGE TO MAKE ME DISSOLVE INTO A WEEPING MESS. 😭

The whole Tyler & Delphine romance feels weird. Like, did I miss the romantic chemistry? They’re great as friends but I just don’t get the romance part

This book is really good but I think I burnt myself out by rereading all the others before hand 🫠 it’s also long AF. Might be pausing it to read a palate cleanser…

Fuck me, these romance novels have got to stop exceeding 500pgs… I’m ready to leave Triple Falls but not until I get to know Tyler better ❤️