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I think I’m in a slump 🫣 it’s good but I’m so disinterested 😖

Daddy Monty, finally! 😏💃🏼

I need these two to fuck already - not because the tension is so intense & I can’t take it anymore, but because their inner monologues are so fucking horny that’s it’s annoying me. Its cringe and I’m not feeling it

Did…did GRs actually listen to us for once?! We now have an official DNF shelf?! I AM OKAY WITH THIS BANDAID TO THE APP 😂

It’s baseball season 😏

GRs is about to be buzzin’ once the Call Her Daddy episode with SJM drops. I’m here for it 💃🏼🦇🏔️

OMG THERES TOO MANY POVS. STAHHHHP IT. I find a groove and then BAM new character with new POV and different day/year/location…

This is where, if this was a fiction book, I’d say the author did too much. The FMC didn’t need this much trauma for character building.

But this isn’t fiction. This is real, my heart hurts for Bunnie and all the things she had to endure when she was a child. Ugh 😭

LETS KEEP THE TRASH PANDA READS GOING 😂✨🚂 choo choo 🗑️🔥

The way I keep snorting at poor Silar’s virgin awe of the female body…this time it’s ✨boobs✨🤣 he’s precious

OMG Silar is precious and built like an alien cowboy should be 😮‍💨😏 This is gonna be goooood

This MAN 😮‍💨 The slow burn is delicious and it only increases when I translate his Italian. I like an author that makes me work for it a bit (I have to do my own translations and I’m ok with it!

Reading to my girls for their Read 2 Ride program 💗

I haven’t seen the sun in weeks and the weather has been overcast & cold. A comfort reread is in order 🫶🏻

This better not piss me off 😀

Well maybe I didn’t know shit 😂

I FUCKING CALLED IT! Too bad I need sleep and must wait till tomorrow to see how the story wraps up

Oh, now we’re cookin’!

I don’t know what I got myself into… the info dump is killing me already so hopefully things pick up soon 😅

Bit late but I’ll make it work 😆

I am Anassa, although I might have culled Mer a while ago 😅 her terrible decision making skills is getting on my nerves…

This is basically Fourth Wing but with Dire wolves, which isn’t a terrible thing, I’m just struggling getting past the training sequences to get to the meat of the story. Life is also crazy with sick kids and other health scares 🤪 So I might be struggling to focus on sinking into another world 😆

Omg can we land the plane already?! I’m so over the ramblings about reality TV. If it doesn’t serve a purpose in the “plot twist”, I’m going to be more annoyed than I already am

TIS THE DAMN SEASON 🎄🎅🏻🔪🪦

✨ITS TIIIIMMMMEEEEE✨ Maplewood Falls, I’m back for your holiday tomfoolery. My timeshare is locked in and I am SAT 🎅🏻🤪😂

Girl…you sweet, naive summer child…I’m pretty sure you’re dealing with Lies and not Apathy 🫣

Oh, this is shaping up to be a fun ride!

The most annoying thing about this is how similar it is to ACOTAR because I KNOW what’s going to happen and I’m an impatient bitch & just want Blake to get his time to shine 😭😮‍💨

ALL GAS NO BRAKE 💃🏼🐺😮‍💨

Ummm I need this to be a Why Choose and not a love triangle. Werewolves with all my favorite brogues? 🥵😮‍💨 Please don’t make me choose..