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These men suck give Connie a gun

“The bitch-goddess, as she is called, of Success,…intimidated Clifford completely: for he wanted to prostitute himself to the bitch-goddess Success also, if only she would have him”

“But that is how men are! Ungrateful and never satisfied” #TRUTH🤣🤣🤣🤣

this is too good

please get me out of this slump 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 PLEASE

this book lowkey turned into a romance bc why am I charmed by the Irish (ofc) blackmailer who is suddenly going against his job and now doing everything the fmc (who he is supposed to be blackmailing) tells him to do and his also treating her to cigarettes and martinis as he’s doing it

little known fact but chaucer’s envoy actually invented feminism at the end of the clerk’s tale

this book is so fun i don’t think i’ve ever been more pleasantly surprised before

the miller’s tale is the funniest thing bc wdym he flirting by grabbing her crotch????

yo the knight is so me he goes “yeah the funeral was elaborate but im not gonna go into heavy detail or anything” and then lists the TWENTY-FOUR different kinds of trees surrounding the area 😭😭😭😭😭

KNIGHTS TALE IS GASSSSS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 THESE MEN SO RIDICULOUS

I can’t believe there’s a medieval spelling for emily in here (emelye)

the franklin my kinda guy

“She asked me not to be gentle with her, either,” he snarled, his teeth bright in the moonlight. He brought his lips to my ear. “I would have been gentle with you, though.”
“He grabbed my hands again and bit my neck.
I cried out as his teeth clamped onto the tender spot where my neck met my shoulder”

now me personally if I’m feyre im jumping his bones idc he gonna lock me up later blah blah blah 🤣

“Lucien fell in love with a faerie whom his father considered to be grossly inappropriate for someone of his bloodline. Lucien said he didn’t care that she wasn’t one of the High Fae, that he was certain the mating bond would snap into place soon and that he was going to marry her and leave his father’s court to his scheming brothers.”

he want me sooooooo bad 🥰🥰🥰🥰