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this book lowkey turned into a romance bc why am I charmed by the Irish (ofc) blackmailer who is suddenly going against his job and now doing everything the fmc (who he is supposed to be blackmailing) tells him to do and his also treating her to cigarettes and martinis as he’s doing it

little known fact but chaucer’s envoy actually invented feminism at the end of the clerk’s tale

this book is so fun i don’t think i’ve ever been more pleasantly surprised before

the miller’s tale is the funniest thing bc wdym he flirting by grabbing her crotch????

yo the knight is so me he goes “yeah the funeral was elaborate but im not gonna go into heavy detail or anything” and then lists the TWENTY-FOUR different kinds of trees surrounding the area 😭😭😭😭😭

KNIGHTS TALE IS GASSSSS🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 THESE MEN SO RIDICULOUS

I can’t believe there’s a medieval spelling for emily in here (emelye)

the franklin my kinda guy

“She asked me not to be gentle with her, either,” he snarled, his teeth bright in the moonlight. He brought his lips to my ear. “I would have been gentle with you, though.”
“He grabbed my hands again and bit my neck.
I cried out as his teeth clamped onto the tender spot where my neck met my shoulder”

now me personally if I’m feyre im jumping his bones idc he gonna lock me up later blah blah blah 🤣

“Lucien fell in love with a faerie whom his father considered to be grossly inappropriate for someone of his bloodline. Lucien said he didn’t care that she wasn’t one of the High Fae, that he was certain the mating bond would snap into place soon and that he was going to marry her and leave his father’s court to his scheming brothers.”

he want me sooooooo bad 🥰🥰🥰🥰

“Alis’s lips thinned, but she said, “The next time that fool Lucien gives you advice on how to trap the Suriel, you come to me. Dead chickens, my sagging ass. All you needed to do was offer it a new robe, and it would have groveled at your feet”
LMAO HE GOT ME IM CHARMED

the ginger is carrying this book I get bored when he’s not present

im struggling to resist the urge to be charmed by the g*nger faerie

if a bear/wolf/elk/lion???? faerie comes knocking down my door (and house) i would just die 🤷🏻‍♀️

if a bear/wolf/elk/lion???? faerie comes knocking down my door (and house) i would just die 🤷🏻‍♀️

you win sarah j. maas

lowe lowkey (haha) pissing me off with this whole “we can’t have sex bc of the knot 😢😢”like if you don’t just stick that thing in and call it a day….