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John changing the lyrics of yesterday to “why he had to go I don’t know I don’t know he wouldn’t say” after their “divorce” 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩 this reads exactly like a fan fiction my god

Oh John you jealous bitch

“It was the last day John and Paul sang together as Beatles” me when the breakup I knew would happen actually happens: 🙁😔🫩

Yoko speculated that John might have “contemplated an affair with Paul, and that Paul rejected him sexually. ‘I knew there was something going on here’” CLOCKED IT!

“It was written by John […] his growing interest in the possibility of mass communication. […] he is channeling psychedelic wisdom to the masses” oh John, you would’ve loved Twitter. I know you would’ve been absolutely horrible on it, but GOD you would’ve loved it!

„Now he wanted to 'get with John‘ […] 'I thought … maybe this is the Moment. It’s been coming for a long time.’” You’re all reading what I’m reading right? Guys!

Paul’s gf being jealous of all the “spiritual” experiences he had with John while Paul started doing LSD with him👀 CHAT do we think they did it?? Yes or yes? Vote below!!!

“Paul is reminding John that however disconnected or lonely he might be feeling the two of them would always be able to meet up in the middle of a roundabout” OH I FEEL SICK!!!!

“Ageless children, sexes indistinguishable…long haired; weird feminine faces” good luck Paul Mescal

oh I’m gonna be SOBBING

jaw has been on the floor for the last 60 pages