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Feels like I’ve been reading this book for a gazillion years

Jesus H CHRIST this is STRESSING ME THE SHIT OUT

It is pissing me off how weak this is and the way they speak to each other is making me want to vomit

I’m rereading this for Wild Library book club and “Dude. Forbes named you the World’s Hottest Billionaire,” is still one of the most hilarious starts to a book of all time

Listen my brain is tired and I wanted some froth ok

Even better the 2nd time round

The reread begins 😈

Get a load of this guy

A rare DNF from me

DNF at 15%, cba, it’s too shit

I fear this may be crap

How can I be expected to get through the rest of the book when in the first chapter he’s nicknamed her ‘kitten’

Holy heck on a hovercraft

I LOVE how she’s getting so snippy with her comebacks, GET IT GURL embrace your inner raging bitch

I had to take 15 photos of all the pages of glossary items and then a really mean tree guy tried to eat a baby? I think

Things are getting very bad and I’m very stressed and tears have been shed (mine)

Couldn’t stop thinking about it so actually had to start it, looking forward to emotional destruction x

Spent a catastrophic £8.99 on this so it’d better slap

The REREAD BEGINS

OOOOOOHHHH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OK

*laughs maniacally*

3% in and I’m in tears

Already tearing up fml

The urge to DNF is strong with this one

I’m in physical pain at how much I love these characters and how stressed I am for what is going to happen, and I can’t predict ANYTHING!!!

I’m scared to finish the book because I’ll have to wait an eternity for the next one and devastation is unavoidable

HELP I can’t stop reading these FUCKIN BOOKS

Why the cover got to out me like this

I’m scared to finish this

This is sublime

Feel like I need to rinse my eyeballs with bleach