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I don't know if I can finish this. The writing itself is awful, but then these audiobook narrators are ... ick. Ick ick ick. The giggles ... the laughs. I can't. Is this supposed to be a comedy? All I feel are ick and oh, this lady thinks she's being cute but is not at all. UGH. I'll wait until the spice but this is bad.

She’s a fucking idiot. Can confirm.

Is this lady an idiot? Is she an actual moron? Your husband is a fucking crazy person and is taking you as a prisoner nd you’re like, oh but I love him and maybe he has a good reason for being so fucking crazy. GIRL. WHAT THE FUCK.

Im trying so hard to understand Lenny’s mom but man, choosing to be with a crazy ass motherfucker who absolutely could kill you because of his fucking crazy …I cannot. I cannot. Fuck that guy.

Ohhhhh if this fucker doesn’t get his comeuppance.

I hate Magnolia. She’s fucking insufferable. INSUFFERABLE.

She’s the fucking worst. And all BJ says about her is she has an awesome face. Big eyes. Best face. Like. What the fuck. Listening to her barely tolerating therapy and being such a bitch to the therapist is actual torture. She needed therapy 20 years ago.

Why does BJ love Magnolia? Why does anyone? Is it because she’s that damn beautiful? Because 60% and 4 books in and I don’t know what she brings or why anyone would want to spend time with this terrible person.

Listen. Why is every fucking smart girl a walking wreck. I don’t get why women are written this way. And then she says people perceive her as a bitch?? No. Every reaction and description of the way she acts is a nervous wreck. Why. Why do women have to be so neurotic and in their heads.

Why is Magnolia such a fucking idiot?

If this idiot says "oh my" one more time I will drop dead. Moron. Why am I reading this.

I don't know if I can make it through this. Why is she the dumbest fucking girl in the whole world.

And this writing ... I just ... people thought this was good? REALLY??? It's so clear a 13 year old wrote this, it's fucking horrendous.

Okay fine, I get the hype. GET TO THE SPICE.

I fully understand that my own biases are influencing how I feel about this book but come on. She’s 35 and pregnant with some psycho’s baby and she wants to keep it?! I can’t understand this choice. I just can’t. I can’t. Your life is so fucking hard and you are CHOOSING to make it harder. I just don’t understand.

Sobbing while reading is my thing I guess.

Fizzy is an awful, AWFUL NICKNAME FOR ANYONE. I can’t take it seriously. FIZZY?!?! Just stop.

Okay I have to say this but why the fuck wouldn’t you have already called the cops about Kevin? wtf?????????? Are you insane?!

This book is insufferable. They treat her like a fucking infant and I’m over it.

UGH get this book done with because holy shit do I think this woman is an idiot.

DNF. Female character is "so hot." STFU.

Soooooo boring

IM BORED!

It’s good so far, can’t get myself to finish right now.