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“Sméagol will swear on the Precious.”
“On the Precious? How dare you?” 😆

The Ents are pissed 🌳

“I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dunadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil’s son of Gondor. Here is the sword that was broken and is forged again! Will you aid me or thwart me? Choose swiftly!” 🤘🏻

Sam and Bill 😞

“Your talk of sniffing riders with invisible noses has unsettled me.” Pippin 😆

Hearing Andy Serkis read Gollum is just 👌🏻🍒

“The less inquisitive you are as you go along, the less trouble you are likely to find.” 💯

And the hatred between the houses of Fingolfin and Feanor was assuaged 🤘🏻

The 2002 miniseries really did stick close to these books 🫶🏻

“Sitting in the park like a common wench” 🤣

Poor June 😞